By Blondie - 23/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML
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Well, on the plus side you still have a car :)

fourwheelsoffury 0

Sounds like someone drank too much on St Patty's hahaha

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Well, on the plus side you still have a car :)

Agreed. Really, this happens more often than you think.

my grandfather was a detective , and his neighbor always used to come up, at least once a week, and say someone stole his car, when it was really parked elsewhere. sad, but funny(:

it took a detective a week to find it?

SaharaZinc 14

I saw this situation on an episode of "The Middle"

fourwheelsoffury 0

Sounds like someone drank too much on St Patty's hahaha

Well...it WAS St. Patty's day. I think that lets you off the hook.

Hahaha. Hopefully they don't bill you for anything.

thats more of an epic fail than an fml

I agree with #5 hahaha.

Guess you shouldn't have drank so much! ;)

npk1112 0

Probably a good thing you couldn't remember where you parked your car. If you were drunk, you shouldn't have been driving anyways! You actually got pretty lucky!

hahaha this exact same thing happened to my uncle except it lasted for at least 8 weeks lol