Look Rufus…

By jumbledgirl - 10/01/2012 05:25 - United States

Today, my teacher started talking about me quietly to the stuffed cat, called Rufus, that she keeps on her desk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 440
You deserved it 2 485

Same thing different taste

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Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

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Ummm... That might scare me a bit... *cocks head to the side*

Not just any crazy cat lady, she's the single one ; )

unitedfan11 0

Who else thought of Rufus the naked mole rat when they read this?

n_epic_fail 14

She was probably discussing killing you and Then stuffing you, so it won't just be her and Rofus...

"oh Rufus doesn't she just burn you up?"

Haha the landlady style? Beware the tea op!!

tpreston 0

My teacher has a beaver. He teaches us math with it! Above average high school math class' FTW

ImFrackinBored 13

#23 Or maybe she wants to add OP to their taxidermy collection?

Well what did your teacher say about you? I hope it was not an it's-our-little-secret-for-now-she's-dead-soon-anyway-tee-hee-hee type of conversation o.0

gabbiechaoss 5

If you heard the cat say something back, then it would really be an FML.

If she's talking to a stuffed cat, what she says about you shouldn't mean a whole lot.

O.O Stuffed cats are the worst Kind of cats

Did your teacher recently celebrate her One Year Anniversary as the cat lady??

It is not polite to eavesdrop OP! FYL Tomorrow, before your teacher arrives to class, staple a note on Rufus saying to stop conversing or the stuffed cat will get it. In the worst instance the teacher will remove it, and you wont have to watch/hear what she says.

alychick 5

Poor Rufus. Isn't stapling stuff onto cats animal abuse??

Buttsexpirate 9

Sounds like you found Calvin's lost sister. I bet they go on adventures through space and time all the time and being a teacher is just her facade.

had a teacher like that. she had a creepy smile in every picture and her head was always slightly tilted sideways