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So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.
OP should just shoot him in the balls and say "Now you don't have to worry about it happening again. you're welcome."
Op.... Ur dads ******* awesome!!
Rude parent.
Definitely not the pullout King.
Pullout game weak af
Wow. Obviously, that was the mature thing to do...
That makes perfect sense to me, father of the year award worthy, actually
FML is not the right place to make ironic comments anymore, dude.
Well, sarcasm is a form of irony.
Wow. Okay, so, lessons learned: 1) Don't shoot a paintball gun at anything that might hurt or cause objections, and, as your father so kindly demonstrated, 2) don't be a jerk. Sorry, OP.
I don't see where you were went with this, or intended to take it
Shoot him in the balls.
Don't want him to make the same mistake twice!
Payback time bitch
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So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.
This FML just makes me sad :(