By no - 17/11/2014 02:26 - United States

Today, I got in trouble for shooting my paintball gun at a piece of wood, so my dad told me to go wash it. While I was washing it, he shot me several times in the back, yelling, "That's payback for being born." FML
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So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.

MzZombicidal 36

This FML just makes me sad :(

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So your dad's issue with you is that he caused your mom to give birth to you? Alrighty then, that's a thing. Hope your back gets better soon OP.

OP should just shoot him in the balls and say "Now you don't have to worry about it happening again. you're welcome."

Op.... Ur dads fucking awesome!!

Definitely not the pullout King.

Pullout game weak af

MzZombicidal 36

This FML just makes me sad :(

ChristianH39 30

Same, I couldn't imagine having such a crappy parent

Wow. Obviously, that was the mature thing to do...

That makes perfect sense to me, father of the year award worthy, actually

FML is not the right place to make ironic comments anymore, dude.

asnakelovinbabe 16

That's not irony, that's sarcasm.

Well, sarcasm is a form of irony.

Wow. Okay, so, lessons learned: 1) Don't shoot a paintball gun at anything that might hurt or cause objections, and, as your father so kindly demonstrated, 2) don't be a jerk. Sorry, OP.

I don't see where you were went with this, or intended to take it

Shoot him in the balls.

Don't want him to make the same mistake twice!

jimmer23 21

So maybe shoot him in HIS wood next time.

jimmer23 21

And then we're talking about a whole new kind of therapy.

Payback time bitch

spikey818 9

That's a colorful relationship.