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By Abeille - 17/03/2011 00:50 - Canada

Today, I thought I'd take my little sister to the park. After getting bored of playing on the climbers, she thought it would be funny to throw some mud at me; too bad mud wasn’t the only chunky brown stuff on the ground. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 974
You deserved it 3 948

Same thing different taste

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perdix 29

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

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maybe it was dry dog poo... not fresh... that would be much worse. fyl for having a sister that evil. you should trade her in for a nicer one.

jose190617 0

I stepped in dog poop today if it makes you feel better now my moms car smells bad

catalystics 2

Really? Why do you ask each FML OP if they've punched something? You have issues; I suggest professional help.

smileeee_fml 0

i would get her back with revenge ... just saying.

falcon kick works just as well, i hear. |the kid|

perdix 29

That's pretty crappy -- your sister's a real little shit. So, what was the brown chunky stuff?

SmallyBigs 9

Can I say it?... that was a shitty situation.

it was a *****... and it hit OP on the forehead.

are you guys all dense? did you not notice the numerous (and ridiculously clichéd) poop puns he made? |the kid|

Hello_kitty_love_fml 0

Should've thrown it back. Just sayin.

badmamujamu 0

no no u got it all wrong it was pudding

No you got it wrong! It was snickers!

happy peanuts soar, over chocolate covered mountain tops , and waterfalls of caramel... dancin nougat in the meadow, sings a song of satisfaction toooooooo the world. snickers song.

was the other brown chunky think a chocolate bar? I've been searching for it all day

enonymous 8

Should have taken her to the ice cream store the first time she asked instead of the shitty park.

how,....disturbing. this reminds me of the time I was little, and I was rolling (yes,rolling) down the hills at the park, and I rolled over a pile of dog....dookie.

GLiTTeRz 0