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  mrahhhhh  |  21

Then tell him that there was once a man who was also honest, and was even famous for it. Then say he will end up just like that man if he ever does that again, and point a gun to his head. Then whisper:

"Abraham Lincoln."

Disclaimer: Above comment not to be taken seriously. Also for anybody mad about an Abraham Lincoln joke... too soon? P.S. I don't hate ol' Abe, this is just the most famous person I could come up with at 1 in the morning.

  mrahhhhh  |  21

Because disclaimers give me a chance to use sarcastic humor. My version of disclaimers aren't meant to actually warn people, they're meant to make fun of the very people who are anally politically correct.

Also thanks for following my comments, organised_chaos. And thanks for calling them satire, it makes my comments feel smarter :). No sarcasm in those statements btw.