It doesn't. When someone has a cold, they cough, and wheeze, and the wheezing part probably explains the whistling.

OP is probably congested and is breathing through their nose, creating a whistling sound.

I was being sarcastic.

It's called your nose gets stuffed up and it makes a whistling sound when you breathe out, dumbass.

#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.

Sure, it was "sarcasm". Not the fact you made yourself look foolish and are trying to cover your stupidity

From know on when people try to cover up stupidity with sarcasm we are now going to call it "muurphing".

They don't, but when your nose is stuffed up, it makes a whistling noise when you breathe.

You guys are getting pretty pissed just because he made a stupid comment!

10- no need to be mean.

There's a pun in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.

Thanks for pointing that out

At least OP won't be able to smell it.

A cold isn't too bad. I'm sure it'd stink more if he had diarrhea or something

I see what you did there

I'm sure we all did.

PUN CITY!!!!!! (sorry, I just had to do that)

Nice 30 FML's

Not on a review day

This photo makes me wanna vomit

YOUR picture makes me wanna vomit.

They're just in denial, honeybuncher. Your ass will always be irresistible to me.

IT BURNS AHHHHHHHH

I must avenge my eyes... With your death! *sharpens knife blindly*

What the fuck is wit your pic

*Think*

I read it 4 times. I still have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.

What?

edit: Nevermind, it was already said.

He's saying that they've been to school to become a college professor, you'd think they'd be able to recognize symptoms of the common cold.

"I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold." Glad i could help with your failing reading comprehention.

The op's in (community) college. No one needs to "give" him or her a chance to explain, she's old enough to simply explain herself without waiting for permission to speak. What did they do, gag her?

It doesn't take much to just say "Sorry I have a cold"

Fyl for not being able to read