Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML
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Cad6
| 24
Aww, that's cold.
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Cad6
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#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.
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muurph
| 4
Wait..how does whistling and coughing sound alike?
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Cad6
| 24
It doesn't. When someone has a cold, they cough, and wheeze, and the wheezing part probably explains the whistling.
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redbluegreen
| 40
OP is probably congested and is breathing through their nose, creating a whistling sound.
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muurph
| 4
I was being sarcastic.
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DracoSpirita
| 21
It's called your nose gets stuffed up and it makes a whistling sound when you breathe out, dumbass.
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Cad6
| 24
#9 - Wtf? That was the worst sarcasm I have ever, EVER, heard in my life.
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Jirekianu2
| 19
Sure, it was "sarcasm". Not the fact you made yourself look foolish and are trying to cover your stupidity
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MrSassypants
| 32
From know on when people try to cover up stupidity with sarcasm we are now going to call it "muurphing".
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mayoradamwest
| 5
Dumfukkkk
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KaySL
| 24
We've been calling that "pulling a ChantelOwns" since 2011. Sheesh, Sassy, get with the times.
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emmagillespie24
| 11
They don't, but when your nose is stuffed up, it makes a whistling noise when you breathe.
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LMFAOallthetime
| 8
You guys are getting pretty pissed just because he made a stupid comment!
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WOGBRO
| 6
10- no need to be mean.
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alliebaba7
| 8
Wow that stinks.
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Aeroxx1337
| 17
There's a pun in there somewhere, but I can't think of it.
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domking1315
| 20
Thanks for pointing that out
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2oc
| 5
At least OP won't be able to smell it.
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thatfrenchguy
| 8
A cold isn't too bad. I'm sure it'd stink more if he had diarrhea or something
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Cad6
| 24
Aww, that's cold.
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krawrz4u
| 0
I see what you did there
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hotPinklipstick
| 24
I'm sure we all did.
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pslcdsl
| 9
PUN CITY!!!!!! (sorry, I just had to do that)
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nate2790
| 0
Nice 30 FML's
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Shelta957
| 13
You should've stayed home sick, if your cold is causing that much of a disturbance
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glittercookies
| 12
Not on a review day
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berichsoon
| 11
Damn, See what happens when you try to be a good student and go to class even when you have a cold
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honeybuncher
| 3
Looks like you were given the cold shoulder *pun fail*
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efrainelboricua
| 12
This photo makes me wanna vomit
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KoolKat369
| 5
YOUR picture makes me wanna vomit.
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ThecomingofTan
| 9
They're just in denial, honeybuncher. Your ass will always be irresistible to me.
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_Oblivion_
| 12
IT BURNS AHHHHHHHH
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CryMoreFMLs
| 14
I must avenge my eyes... With your death!
*sharpens knife blindly*
*sharpens knife blindly*
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rpc3029
| 0
What the fuck is wit your pic
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wlddog
| 14
I guess even schools can't teach some people.
You would think teachers would be smart. They are always there so wouldn't they be able to thing a little?
Guessing the answer is no.
You would think teachers would be smart. They are always there so wouldn't they be able to thing a little?
Guessing the answer is no.
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wlddog
| 14
*Think*
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japtch
| 15
I read it 4 times. I still have no idea what the hell you're trying to say.
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moosemonkey1000
| 6
What?
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sadistmonkey
| 19
edit: Nevermind, it was already said.
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Llama_Face89
| 33
He's saying that they've been to school to become a college professor, you'd think they'd be able to recognize symptoms of the common cold.
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HighGTurn
| 12
YDI for not standing up for yourself and explaining that you had a cold.
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THE_A_TEEN
| 27
"I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold."
Glad i could help with your failing reading comprehention.
Glad i could help with your failing reading comprehention.
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xk75
| 4
The op's in (community) college. No one needs to "give" him or her a chance to explain, she's old enough to simply explain herself without waiting for permission to speak. What did they do, gag her?
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HighGTurn
| 12
It doesn't take much to just say "Sorry I have a cold"
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ManUrLifeSucks
| 1
Fyl for not being able to read
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tennisrapper1
| 14
Well, at least it's JUST a review lecture. I'm not saying its okay to miss those, but you're not missing out on new material. Just trying to look on the bright side! ;)
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micahsmommy
| 13
The song is "Whistle while you work" not "Whistle while you learn".