Caught in 4K

By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 064
You deserved it 17 566

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I feel sorry for the lined up people...

Guess you're shit out of luck then!


I feel sorry for the lined up people...

I would have come out acting like someone else clogged it before you

That's what you get for trying to put YOUR shit on other people.

It's not to feel sorry for the line of people but more to laugh at the disgusting filth that is the OP. Who the hell hides their bathroom shame? Stand up and walk proud or slunk in shame. OP deserves it for trying yo pin it on someone else.

'Today, I waited in line for 30 minutes to use the loo. When my turn finally came, it was clogged. FML...'

strawberrywine22 30


Doo doo doo doo

what a shitty situation yes, I said it.

...aaand you'll be getting thumbed down for saying it.

heeeyyy last time I said that I got thumbed down. eh, karma.

i bet it was a sticky situation

cryssycakesx3 22

it isn't #31, it stinks, at most.

I feel like the "here come the puns" comments are worse than the actual pun comments

mmyoung979 14

"Here comes the pun, doo doo doo doo."

Guess you're shit out of luck then!

never thought I'd see the day that a shit joke gets upvotes, impressive.

#4 Opportunity: Taken

AnOriginalName 19

#45, during the second and fourth weeks of the month, the FML community up-votes shitty puns. At all other times, shitty puns are down-voted.

Jbell1527 3

Say it was already clogged.

Run, OP. Just run.

Actually this is a good idea. Look terrified, scream, don't make eye contact and break into a sprint OP! That will confuse them.

incoherentrmblr 21

Yes, he's running at the speed of smell...

michaeljc7 3

Almost as bad as clogging a toilet at your girlfriends house...

Pretty much the reason why I never took a crap at the girlfriends' house during a four year relationship.

She probably thought you were a Ken doll. That's actually pretty sad.

As embarrassing as it is, there's really not much to worry about. Blame it on the person before you & say you really had to use the restroom so you tried to unclog it yourself? Eh, I got nothin'. just accept your fate.

Oh shit!!! You must of felt like shit!!! The long walk of shame...!

you must *HAVE.. must have felt like shit.

Zombie apocalypse is gonna start if we don't use correct grammar!

Bring on the zombies!!!!

#9 (V) ;,,; (V) Your joke is bad, and you should feel bad.

Wow if you think you've seen pissed off people before OP you are in for a real surprise! You better go hide because there is a army full of angry people coming your way! Good luck! Next time do a courtesy flush!

Your profile pic is amazing #10.