By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
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snowman2684 1

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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deadangel_fml 0

LOL @ #5. Love the phrasing, "she looked slightly unhappy". :D And I too could think of worse things to smell like than vegetables, but I'm guessing it's still not what you're really going for.

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twitchy315 0

vegetables are good! (think about it ;) its a compliment)

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cbahh 0

This made me laugh more than any other FML.

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ughidgaf 0

lol i was about to say "awww! that's a line from juno!" but no. juno was soup. sorry. but hey, there are worse things to smell like than vegetables.

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snowman2684 1

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

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Vball6 19

Dammit I accidentally unliked this comment): Thumbs up!

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mikejacobs 0

Does your boyfriend go around sniffing vegetables in wheelchairs or something :p

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jsmith1199 0

so what? no one cares.. Today, I read an FML so ridiculously stupid that it actually made my eyes bleed.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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walker9879 25

#12 random fact: recently there was a study where scientists got perspiration from males and females and added enzymes and smelled it. I can't remember for sure what male perspiration smelled like on average (dirty socks maybe) but females smelled like grapefruit and onion.

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