By Noname - 16/01/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I smell like vegetables. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 584
You deserved it 6 621

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how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

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better than smelling like pig vomit :(

is the op a carrot?

how did this get through the mods

then eat more fruit

At least he didn't say fish ): Still pretty awkward though lol good luck with him! :D

LOL @ #5. Love the phrasing, "she looked slightly unhappy". :D And I too could think of worse things to smell like than vegetables, but I'm guessing it's still not what you're really going for.

vegetables are good! (think about it ;) its a compliment)

do you mean #2?

This made me laugh more than any other FML.

lol i was about to say "awww! that's a line from juno!" but no. juno was soup. sorry. but hey, there are worse things to smell like than vegetables.

how the hell did this makke the site its pointless

Dammit I accidentally unliked this comment): Thumbs up!

Does your boyfriend go around sniffing vegetables in wheelchairs or something :p

could be worse

so what? no one cares.. Today, I read an FML so ridiculously stupid that it actually made my eyes bleed.

Which vegetable? If it's onions, that sucks. If it's like... twice-baked potatoes, that's amazing.

#12 random fact: recently there was a study where scientists got perspiration from males and females and added enzymes and smelled it. I can't remember for sure what male perspiration smelled like on average (dirty socks maybe) but females smelled like grapefruit and onion.