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By anonymouss - 21/09/2009 04:02 - United States
Clean
By Anonymous - 01/02/2014 18:37 - United States - Cortland
You're nicked
By DrunkenValor - 06/09/2009 04:03 - United Kingdom
By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 07:39 - Korea Republic of
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By MelanieP - 29/08/2009 03:39 - United States
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By Damm - 24/01/2009 19:05 - United States
Disappointment
By nevergoingtopeeagain - 07/11/2013 00:16 - United States - Richmond
By Nowajerk - 25/12/2011 01:15 - Australia
Ready, steady…
By dan - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Reserved
I don't get paid enough for this shit
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By nela25 - 30/07/2013 17:51 - United States - Utica
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I'm actually just visiting my mom over the summer, since I'm off from college. I burst out laughing when she did this, and thought this post would make people smile. There's nothing bad about what she did. So before some of you start making assumptions saying I'm a cranky old fart and what not, take a reality check and shut that smart ass mouth of yours. Good day.
By elijah - 17/08/2012 14:27 - United States
By millie219 - 13/08/2012 15:20 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh
DMV blues
By HellisLikeTheDMV - 13/07/2012 15:19 - United States - Colorado Springs
By lachaisse - 12/05/2013 12:09 - United States - Vinton
By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria
By ktmla - 11/05/2014 04:13 - United States - Fort Lauderdale
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OP here. To those of you who referred to me as "he"... I'm a girl :) I work at Hollister and the jacket is actually one my friend from Georgia gave me. It's his school jacket so I'm not sure why she wanted it. #1 Damn straight. #2 We don't but I'll make sure to put it in the suggestion box :-) #3 I was worried she would try to jack it (get it)... #18 I would've assumed the same thing had it not be from a school in a different state. #24 It's one of those things where it's only nice to me for sentimental reasons haha. Thanks though. #28 Although that is often true my manager is really cool so after the whole thing was over I was able to explain exactly what happened and I didn't get in trouble. #44 Thank you for your novel :-) you rock. #48/71 (and anyone's else who wanted clarification): I know your comment was buried but actually we do have that exact rule. We aren't allowed to have any personal items visible except for the clothes/accessories we are wearing (which are required to be from the store as part of the dress code). My jacket was actually behind the counter in a place not visible to customers and had she not been walking behind the counter (against the rules btw) to get to the dressing rooms she never would've seen it. I just couldn't include that in the 300 character fml. #64 I'm guessing that was a joke :) But if you were serious then if you are ever working in retail don't do anything like that unless you want to get fired. #67 More than you know. #74 Nah, she was just a bitch. #73 By fill pup I'm assuming you mean follow up. But you're right some people can really be jerks sometimes! #88 Exactly. #66 Obviously (not a) Product #83 The only place I told her to go was hell.. Wow, just kidding, that was dramatic of me. But no it was a school jacket. #84 I'm sorry that sucks.. Sorry this is so long I wanted to try to reply to as many people as possible. -Katie
By rhythmbandit - 09/10/2009 04:22 - United States
The great replacement
By mommy - 18/04/2014 02:31 - United States - North Andover
Trick question
By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 21:57 - Australia
Snitches get snitches
By komp6390 - 28/02/2010 13:16 - United States
By davincidasecond - 05/11/2013 05:59 - United States - West Orange
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This is OP. So to clear things up, neither of us really got into to much trouble, we just got off with a warning. The argument started off with the buttermilk issue and then touched on other personal issues (that I won't disclose), which is why the argument got so heated. One thing led to another, I shoved him, he punched me, i retaliated, etc. and soon enough the cops knocked on our door because neighbors called about a noise disturbance, not because we started to get physical. We usually butt heads about stupid things but this is the only time it got so bad. I take 100% responsibility for what I did, yes, it was stupid, and I completely deserve it. He and I apologized to each other and put it behind us, even though I'm annoyed at the busted lip he gave me, lol.
By Anonymous - 11/12/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco
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By save the koalas? uhh - 08/04/2013 14:08 - Australia - Brisbane
By veryunluckygirl - 16/07/2015 21:04 - United States - Winchester
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OP here. Let me explain a bit. I knew it take more than 300 letters to explain everything. He's 17. It was not his idea at all. We've figured out how to make this work out. But this is how it went, she told him that we could only be friends (and still hang out though) but if we continued dating she was going to call my mom and tell her that she knows that we've been having sex. My mom would have believed her so we decided to just tell his family that we are "just friends" we're still dating right now. But once he turns 18 it's not her decision to not let him leave anymore. In the past 9 months she said that she doesn't hate me. That it was just the "environment I live in" which I find extremely idiotic. I mean I live in a good home and with good people. But it's whatever. Once he's 18 he probably won't have anything to do with his parents though.
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By Anonymous - 12/07/2010 23:15 - United States
By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada
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Hi, I'm the author of this post. There are a few things I would like to clarify. First, I am from the south, and it is considered respectful to ask the father for his daughter's hand in marriage. This is usually just a formality, but it shows the parents a lot of respect. This is usually done in person. This has nothing to do with viewing someone as property. This was just a gesture of goodwill to her parents. Nothing more. Second, the reason I didn't ask them in person is because I am stationed in Korea for the next year and I won't be able to see them until sometime next year. I WAS planning on asking my ex when I took leave in November so I thought asking over the phone would be ok. But as you can imagine, that isn't going to happen. Third, the idea of us getting married was her idea. I have been in the military 6 years now and I know what deployments do to relationships. I cared a lot about her and to be honest I still do. This actually happened about 3 weeks ago and it is still shocking since we were together for over 2 years. But, after reading a few of the post on here, I understand it could have been a lot worst. She could have totaled my car or killed my dog. So thanks for all of the well wishes, I appreciate it. For those who laughed at this and said that sucks, you know, your right. It does suck. And yes my life sucks (for now)