Today, I woke up to large spot of blood in my underwear. This wouldn't be too big a deal if I didn't have a penis. FML
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Karau_fml
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Well I guess now you are going to have a vagina
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pohoon
| 12
wet dream gone wrong
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Pizzapiggy1
| 18
Umm I would get that checked if I were you
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PencilTips
| 19
Doesn't this happen when you have kidney failure? Or over masturbating? I know these are probably not the case, but is this nothing to worry about, or something urgent?
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Rkikkas9713
| 25
It can also happen if you have really crappy toilet paper, it rubs your booty raw and can make it bleed if it's used too frequently.
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VowelMovement
| 15
Blood coming out of an orifice it doesn't usually come out of is something to worry about.
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mystam4
| 17
possible hemorrhoids... time to see the doctor op. hope all is well
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Brandi_Faith
| 33
Could also be a urine tract infection. Either way op, get that checked immediately!
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smackaroonial
| 20
I had hemorrhoids a couple years ago. It was really weird because I ate healthy, and exercised plenty. After wondering why I was bleeding down there I saw someone's comment on a website... "Sitting too long on the toilet can cause hemorrhoids." I realized that was it because I sat way too long and browsed my phone. Since I've cut down on the phone usage in the bathroom my hemorrhoids have gone away.
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PencilTips
| 19
After a vasectomy, you do not need to worry about blood down there for the first few days. Maybe OP is just ignorant. You don't always have to worry about blood down there. I know OP would know its because of a vasectomy, if he had one, but I don't know if there other OK reasons...
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pyrestriker
| 6
could also be chaffing from being too rough. just saying, not enough details, we all are left to speculate.
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KoolCids007
| 9
THANK YOU! I literally just had the same problem and i do the same thing, was going to go to the doctor tomorrow! Thanks!
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jairolover
| 25
hope you still went.
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Karau_fml
| 12
Well I guess now you are going to have a vagina
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SixthSinEnvy
| 39
I guess boys really DO become girls when they turn 13...
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aahm1403
| 5
I'm liking the reference lol
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BrainEaters
| 13
Your profile picture makes this comment soooo creepy.
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cosmic_peanut
| 17
what a bloody situation
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krazy789
| 28
lol you are asking to be downvoted
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mattyiscool123
| 26
That's not even a pun
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SteveBassist
| 20
Still waiting for that pun to appear..
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pohoon
| 12
wet dream gone wrong
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milehigh52
| 22
What happens when you have a wet dream about Freddy Krueger.
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ChocolateScyther
| 19
believe it or not, Cannibal Corpse wrote a song about op. it's called I Cum Blood
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Estrangement
| 25
#19 Cannibal Corpse has some awesome song names. I Cum Blood, Fucked With a Knife, Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt, Priests of Sodom, Encased in Concrete.... Anyway related to the FML, may want to have it looked at. Can't be good.
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cj89898
| 24
Wet dream prank gone wrong in the hood
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why57why
| 21
Don't forget about eviceration plague
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imStoneCold
| 7
You should see a doctor about that.
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joe1105
| 11
maybe you passed out due to surprise butt sex
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SpyroMello
| 29
Wouldn't explain the blood and I'm pretty sure OP was just sleeping
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dubsdb
| 16
That doesn't sound good at all OP, good luck, go to your doctor, and I hope that there isn't pain.
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ldhull
| 16
Leave it to the professionals. Call your doctor and stay healthy man.
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_ravens_
| 11
I hope you have a fantastic Doctor
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MrScootyPuffSr
| 16
Knock knock. Whose there?. It's Gonorrhea. Gonorrhea who? No seriously bro, it's just gonorrhea.