By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.

Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a whore.

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Your boyfriend is kind of a dick.

Lol, your boyfriend has great humor, like me. You guys on this site should lighten up a little. Thankyou

I think his reply made it obvious to the girl that you were his girlfriend. Otherwise, he would have flat out said no. I agree. it's humor, not d***ness It's a FYL for dating a guy whose sense of humor you don't get. Or for dating a guy who wants to replace you, but can't give a straight answer.

Shouldn't have said it in front of his girl though. In my experience girls aren't very good at relationship related jokes that aren't totally literal. Not a dick for it, but he should've known his girl would freak.

you are extreamly attractive if this is really you.. just thought I let you know

I woulda said, "not anymore!!" slapped him and walked away

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Bad comment. Douche bags don't need to be "pleased". If you think that in a relationship the girl must only "please" the guy, then you've never had a real relationship.

Maybe he was high and went to the restroom and sprayed febreeze all over his eyes and couldnt see you next to him when he asked that? Or he went to the kitchen and got cheese over his eyes from trying to get the nacho without using his hands because he didnt want to get himself dirty, and then went to the restroom and washed his eyes and noticed he made the room smell of cheese and then got febreeze in his eyes?

Your a fucking idiot

Slap him, then walk away. Also mention that you're through with him. He should get slapped again by that other girl. If not, then she's probably a whore.

Completely agree with this comment. Punch that cock sucker in the face if you have a powerful punch. Make sure to go for the jaw for a knock out.

Why is it acceptable for women to punch men over arbitrary things such as this but if the situation was reversed then the guy would get slapped with an assault charge over battering his girlfriend? Fuck double standards. Stop being psycho bitches who get to slap whomever they want, key whomever's car they want, and carry out generally cunt-like behaviour simply because they own vaginas.

^ Agree. I've never had to deal with any chicks who take advantage of this, but the fact sucks nonetheless.

Nah man. Slap him then say 'I don't know about her but your sure single now asshole.' :)

That means that women agree that males are the superior sex. If it is allowed for women to hit their men, and not be punished (

lady_gagas said it perfectly!

Yeah, tell him to go for it, he's single now

when he says "that depends are you single" that was your cue to say "it doesnt matter because he is"

If the other girl had more class and absolutely needed to know, then she would have directed that question at the girlfriend. "Excuse me. Are the two of you together?". The fact that she directly approached the guy speaks volumes.

That was a brilliant witticism by him! Funny guy. He was just teasing you, girl. EDIT: That clearly was a 'Yes' but a witty one.

So basically, your definition of witty is being a total douche bag? Then you sir, are pretty witty. p.s. that was an insult.

Look on the bright side. Would you really want to date a guy that would potentially dump you for another girl based on her looks alone?