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Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML

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well it is the happiest place on earth!

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

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well it is the happiest place on earth!

colton_colton 50

The happiest place on Earth just got happier!

NotInUse22 16

Fun for the entire family!

The sexiest place on Earth.

Uuuhhhh I don't think so

Especially in the toilets.

It's a magical place. On another note - does that make Mickey Mouse family??

I'm gonna say by default yes it does lol

Was it with one of the mascots?

Better than being conceived in a regular toilet, I guess.

Not necessarily, the restrooms at Disneyland could get pretty filthy.

It depends on your definition of "regular".

Were you conceived by a guy in a Daffy Duck costume, or a Goofy costume? I'm sorry, I shouldn't be taking the Mickey.

Wienerschnitzel_fml 10

*Donald Duck

Holy shit yea, wow did I get that wrong... Sorry.

Obviously, she was ******* Goofy.

Dammit Pleo, now I'm imagining Porky Pig pulling out and exploding all over Minnie Mouse, then looking into the camera and saying "THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!" I will never un-imagine this.

Porky Pig isn't Disney.

its a small world after all?

What a shitty way to be conceived.

thefmlcounter 1

sorry you're a tad bit late

This comment killed me.

Crap I didn't see that someone beat me to it. Well, you win this round waytoogerman

cryssycakesx3 23

lol 27. "that comment was so bad I died"

Ba dum tssss