Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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ilyuhms
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i wish my job was that exciting
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SxeDaze
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Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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ilyuhms
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i wish my job was that exciting
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unclepester
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Sounds fun
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IphonFML
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this job blows...
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flockz
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until, you know, blow up.
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allen2688
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StoryOfTheYear
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Sounds like a blast.
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allen2688
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FML doesn't let me make the arrows and stuff -.-
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CTRL_ALT_DEFEAT
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Paul Blart mall cop their ass!
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43trauts
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#18 you deserve 59 internets for that
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bitchslapped22
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Sounds like a badass job. Also, how in the hell does OP deserve this?
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MatthewDmerrill
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Ahahahahahaha
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blabb573
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Isn't that what you would expect from working at a security agency?
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lambda_fml
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I dont think so pal.
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Wozuh
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Sounds like risky business
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Drummerboy1234
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are you kidding OP? that's an amazing story for later
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GoingCommando93
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Probably the vets picking on the rookies.
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MZPONY
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It's always the red wire!
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csosa187
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That's what I thought till i saw the movie Armageddon. In that movie it was the green wire, or was it the blue one? ... Oh crap I'm screwed.
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anthonydude
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It depends on the type of bomb.
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p3mguin
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Here we go bomb expert^
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smash1122
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71- Pretty sure that's probably a baseball uniform, since you know, he's holding a baseball bat and there are baseballs in the background.. Not a polo and khakis..
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valdezadair
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Hehe, he looks chubby ^_^
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KaySL
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Pretty sure his weight is irrelevant here, but I'm sure the extent of this guy's bomb disposal skills is something along the lines of "hold A to defuse the bomb".
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jhldc
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Guys the bomber spray painted all the wires!
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lildevil963
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haha win
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SxeDaze
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Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.
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thebaconweave
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Lol
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yollew
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Let me guess- you work for Ganondorf.
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upyourzlolz
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You're not ready without the light arrows.
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RiZiX
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It's dangerous to go alone (under your rock)! Take this! *Gives Navi*
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thebaconweave
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Maybe it's their way of welcoming the newbie?
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Fenthik
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Newfags can't defuse.
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nickisam
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damn jews
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nickisam
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damn jews
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bubblepaarty
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where exactly do you work ??
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jbo116
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That's classified info. OP isn't allowed to tell you.
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spider63
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He does walmart security in Baghdad
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andrewboygenius
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Nothing like a good bomb threat to kick things off!
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ladiesman219
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BAIL!!!