By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 990
You deserved it 3 021

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ilyuhms 0

i wish my job was that exciting

SxeDaze 13

Must have been a "BOMB" day at , okay ill go back under my rock.


ilyuhms 0

i wish my job was that exciting

IphonFML 6

this job blows...

flockz 19

until, you know, blow up.

Sounds like a blast.

FML doesn't let me make the arrows and stuff -.-

Paul Blart mall cop their ass!

#18 you deserve 59 internets for that

bitchslapped22 14

Sounds like a badass job. Also, how in the hell does OP deserve this?

MatthewDmerrill 5


Isn't that what you would expect from working at a security agency?

I dont think so pal.

Sounds like risky business

Drummerboy1234 0

are you kidding OP? that's an amazing story for later

Probably the vets picking on the rookies.

It's always the red wire!

That's what I thought till i saw the movie Armageddon. In that movie it was the green wire, or was it the blue one? ... Oh crap I'm screwed.

anthonydude 9

It depends on the type of bomb.

p3mguin 7

Here we go bomb expert^

71- Pretty sure that's probably a baseball uniform, since you know, he's holding a baseball bat and there are baseballs in the background.. Not a polo and khakis..

valdezadair 0

Hehe, he looks chubby ^_^

Guys the bomber spray painted all the wires!

lildevil963 0

haha win

SxeDaze 13

Must have been a "BOMB" day at , okay ill go back under my rock.

thebaconweave 0


yollew 5

Let me guess- you work for Ganondorf.

You're not ready without the light arrows.

It's dangerous to go alone (under your rock)! Take this! *Gives Navi*

thebaconweave 0

Maybe it's their way of welcoming the newbie?

Newfags can't defuse.

nickisam 1

damn jews

nickisam 1

damn jews

where exactly do you work ??

That's classified info. OP isn't allowed to tell you.

spider63 0

He does walmart security in Baghdad

Nothing like a good bomb threat to kick things off!