By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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ilyuhms 0

i wish my job was that exciting

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SxeDaze 13

Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.

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ilyuhms 0

i wish my job was that exciting

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flockz 19

until, you know, blow up.

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allen2688 6

FML doesn't let me make the arrows and stuff -.-

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bitchslapped22 14

Sounds like a badass job. Also, how in the hell does OP deserve this?

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blabb573 5

Isn't that what you would expect from working at a security agency?

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Drummerboy1234 0

are you kidding OP? that's an amazing story for later

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GoingCommando93 14

Probably the vets picking on the rookies.

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csosa187 1

That's what I thought till i saw the movie Armageddon. In that movie it was the green wire, or was it the blue one? ... Oh crap I'm screwed.

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anthonydude 9

It depends on the type of bomb.

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p3mguin 7

Here we go bomb expert^

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smash1122 6

71- Pretty sure that's probably a baseball uniform, since you know, he's holding a baseball bat and there are baseballs in the background.. Not a polo and khakis..

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valdezadair 0

Hehe, he looks chubby ^_^

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jhldc 1

Guys the bomber spray painted all the wires!

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SxeDaze 13

Must have been a "BOMB" day at work...no , okay ill go back under my rock.

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yollew 5

Let me guess- you work for Ganondorf.

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upyourzlolz 11

You're not ready without the light arrows.

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RiZiX 0

It's dangerous to go alone (under your rock)! Take this! *Gives Navi*

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thebaconweave 0

Maybe it's their way of welcoming the newbie?

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jbo116 0

That's classified info. OP isn't allowed to tell you.

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spider63 0

He does walmart security in Baghdad

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andrewboygenius 4

Nothing like a good bomb threat to kick things off!

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