Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML

By JamiesMom - 13/5/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton

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Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.

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By DooleyFTW | 17

#5489857 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?

By SS99_fml | 20

#5489856 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Well who used up the other 8 lives?

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By SS99_fml | 20

#5489856 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Well who used up the other 8 lives?

IAmJad | 18

#5489932 - Monday 13 May 2013 14:00

Ba dum tsssss

ilovedinosawers | 17

#5490636 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:58

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By DooleyFTW | 17

#5489857 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

Unclog the toilet with a hairbrush?

jakeydudey | 13

#5489999 - Monday 13 May 2013 15:59

69 thumbs up...

iworryaboutyou | 4

#5490072 - Monday 13 May 2013 17:53

OMG HAHAHHAHA YOU SAW THAT TOO?

spazz666 | 18

#5490132 - Monday 13 May 2013 19:50

I've seen past FML references but I think this is the first time I've ever seen a reference to and FML that was posted AFTER the one being commented on...

By DocBastard | 38

#5489858 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:32

I hope it was either a very small cat or a very big toilet.

slickchrome | 11

#5489898 - Monday 13 May 2013 13:05

It doesn't matter it's already dead

kryxen | 14

#5490033 - Monday 13 May 2013 16:39

When I first read it, I thought the cat died from the kid trying to flush it. I was very confused how the kid managed to do that to a live cat.

Olympiakos10 | 15

#5490380 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:18

Or thousands of gallons pushing against the cat as it is stuck until it explodes through pipes into the watery abyss that is fish heaven. Too dark?

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5490452 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:05

making me mad because how she didn't hear the cat screaming? she deserved it not the cat

JamiesMom | 10

#5490459 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 0:15

Our cat was already dead when my son tried to flush him. Dead Cats don't scream.

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5490538 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:17

so what a dead pussy laying around the house. I just don't understand

JamiesMom | 10

#5490558 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 1:29

He was in a shoe box on the counter. My husband went to get a shovel so we could bury him.

bamagrl410 | 31

#5490858 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 5:28

This is the first FML in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud, and after reading these comments I wasn't able to contain it anymore.

Jessj958 | 19

#5490938 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:55

66, are you dumb?! Reading and comprehension is a 1st grade skill, practice sometime.

gotaplanstan | 28

#5491329 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:19

Inb4jamieneedstherapy20yearsfromnow

ohjoy15 | 33

#5491346 - Tuesday 14 May 2013 15:53

@#36 I'm thinking maybe it was a kitten. A full grown cat would have jumped out of the toilet and run away.

groovycrazyjoe | 18

#5494865 - Thursday 16 May 2013 23:02

@81 no I am not dumb are you because clearly her fml left out some information

BirdieCurls | 25

#5845837 - Saturday 1 February 2014 19:23

@86 and 96. IT WAS ALREADY DEAD. Reread the FML before commenting, please.

By CammyGal | 26

#5489860 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:33

Poor kitty... :/ R.I.P. and hopefully you'll teach your son what to do when bigger animals die. The toilet is not a graveyard (except for fishies).

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5489888 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:59

Where does it say a son?

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5489891 - Monday 13 May 2013 13:01

This app is acting weird

death943 | 10

#5489928 - Monday 13 May 2013 13:46

"All drains lead to ocean" *cough*Nemo*cough*

CammyGal | 26

#5490088 - Monday 13 May 2013 18:31

It said "my son" at first but was changed to "my five year old".

DDCA | 24

#5494207 - Thursday 16 May 2013 13:04

I think #41 needs to lay off the catnip.

By dinosxxrawr | 22

#5489861 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:35

hopefully the toilet didn't use up the rest of the kitty's lives.

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5489895 - Monday 13 May 2013 13:02

It said the kitty died

ShyAnn29 | 14

#5493646 - Thursday 16 May 2013 0:57

What!? I don't understand this comment, I mean, of course it used up the cats lives, it died before the kid tried to flush it.

By Ambient25 | 24

#5489863 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:35

So...are you sure the cat died before that?

JamiesMom | 10

#5490374 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:12

He was dead. My husband had went out to buy a new shovel so we could bury him and left him in a shoe box on the counter when my son saw our dead cat inside the shoe box and decided to try and flush him like a fish :(

By ozpunker | 20

#5489869 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:44

At least his girlfriend didn't try to unclog it with your hairbrush.

By samreimer | 7

#5489872 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:47

Sorry for your loss OP. Years of caring for and loving that cat, all down the drain.

By xALEXx_fml | 15

#5489878 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:51

R.I.P toilet kitty ;)

By bReLiNg | 18

#5489882 - Monday 13 May 2013 12:54

How did the kid get a hold of the body? Unless- the cat was still alive when the flushing occurred....

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5489899 - Monday 13 May 2013 13:07

Perhaps the cat died before the parents knew about it and the son found it. Wow, does everyone overlook the simple things or is this only on FML?

mbuck87 | 19

#5489949 - Monday 13 May 2013 14:45

Then how did the parents know the cat was already dead?

ballpython | 15

#5490045 - Monday 13 May 2013 16:53

Usually live cats usually don't allow themselves to be put into toilets, or any body of water for that matter. Sorry for your loss OP.

JamiesMom | 10

#5490377 - Monday 13 May 2013 23:14

My husband had left him in a shoebox on the counter while he went to buy a new shovel(We had loaned it to a neighbor who moved away before he could give it back)