By JamiesMom - 13/05/2013 04:29 - United States - Trenton

Today, our cat died. My five-year-old tried to flush him down the toilet. FML
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JamiesMom 10

Op here(: My son Jamie is a boy, our cat was too. I got him 8 years ago as a 1st anniversary gift from my husband. Aladdin(Cat's name) was already dead when our son tried to flush him, and Yes we've had many fish before. I hope that answers everyone's questions.

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ilovedinosawers 17

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iworryaboutyou 4

OMG HAHAHHAHA YOU SAW THAT TOO?

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spazz666 18

I've seen past FML references but I think this is the first time I've ever seen a reference to and FML that was posted AFTER the one being commented on...

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DocBastard 38

I hope it was either a very small cat or a very big toilet.

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slickchrome 11

It doesn't matter it's already dead

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kryxen 14

When I first read it, I thought the cat died from the kid trying to flush it. I was very confused how the kid managed to do that to a live cat.

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Olympiakos10 15

Or thousands of gallons pushing against the cat as it is stuck until it explodes through pipes into the watery abyss that is fish heaven. Too dark?

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groovycrazyjoe 18

making me mad because how she didn't hear the cat screaming? she deserved it not the cat

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JamiesMom 10

Our cat was already dead when my son tried to flush him. Dead Cats don't scream.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

so what a dead pussy laying around the house. I just don't understand

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JamiesMom 10

He was in a shoe box on the counter. My husband went to get a shovel so we could bury him.

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bamagrl410 31

This is the first FML in a long time that actually made me laugh out loud, and after reading these comments I wasn't able to contain it anymore.

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Jessj958 19

66, are you dumb?! Reading and comprehension is a 1st grade skill, practice sometime.

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ohjoy15 33

@#36 I'm thinking maybe it was a kitten. A full grown cat would have jumped out of the toilet and run away.

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groovycrazyjoe 18

@81 no I am not dumb are you because clearly her fml left out some information

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BirdieCurls 25

@86 and 96. IT WAS ALREADY DEAD. Reread the FML before commenting, please.

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CammyGal 26

Poor kitty... :/ R.I.P. and hopefully you'll teach your son what to do when bigger animals die. The toilet is not a graveyard (except for fishies).

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death943 10

"All drains lead to ocean" *cough*Nemo*cough*

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CammyGal 26

It said "my son" at first but was changed to "my five year old".

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DDCA 24

I think #41 needs to lay off the catnip.

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dinosxxrawr 22

hopefully the toilet didn't use up the rest of the kitty's lives.

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ShyAnn29 14

What!? I don't understand this comment, I mean, of course it used up the cats lives, it died before the kid tried to flush it.

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Ambient25 24

So...are you sure the cat died before that?

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JamiesMom 10

He was dead. My husband had went out to buy a new shovel so we could bury him and left him in a shoe box on the counter when my son saw our dead cat inside the shoe box and decided to try and flush him like a fish :(

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ozpunker 20

At least his girlfriend didn't try to unclog it with your hairbrush.

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samreimer 7

Sorry for your loss OP. Years of caring for and loving that cat, all down the drain.

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bReLiNg 18

How did the kid get a hold of the body? Unless- the cat was still alive when the flushing occurred....

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SlapAndTickle 20

Perhaps the cat died before the parents knew about it and the son found it. Wow, does everyone overlook the simple things or is this only on FML?

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mbuck87 19

Then how did the parents know the cat was already dead?

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ballpython 15

Usually live cats usually don't allow themselves to be put into toilets, or any body of water for that matter. Sorry for your loss OP.

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JamiesMom 10

My husband had left him in a shoebox on the counter while he went to buy a new shovel(We had loaned it to a neighbor who moved away before he could give it back)

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