That's why you keep your head low and go with the flow.

I learned that its best not to correct the teacher in high school. If you have to correct them, that means you already know the right answer, and it's not worth the potential conflict with the teacher. Let your classmates be in the dark, for all you care.

I disagree. The teacher teaches a full class. Can't let her inject the others' brains with false information.

Missed it by THAT much! - Don Adams

It warms my heart to see that another person my age knows that quote and who it originated with.

It it bad that I read it in his voice in my head?

Your age? Your profile says you're only 22. Yer jus' a whippersnipper yet!

#17. That's the second biggest FML I've seen this month.

66 - I think he means he's glad that another young person knows the quote.

I'm still struggling to figure out why this comment was actually posted.

#3 was simply acknowledging that fact that his life truly sucks by his inability to post a witty, relevant, or intelligent reply.

Fyl retard

Three years? Here it's 4 years plus a masters which is 1-2 years and then passing a certification test.

Welcome to public school. NOW COMFORM

Wilson see if that is really the case!

These are Great! War-d you like to keep these up?

By George, this teacher is ridiculous! Andrew know this school made a mistake by hiring someone who's definitely Benedict to her students.

13 - Not to Polk fun at the school, but Arthur more teachers to hire?

When it comes to good teachers, I think they have Jackson.

These puns are getting us to no man's land. I have Fourteen Points on why we shouldn't continue, but I think I'd rather just listen to Franz Ferdinand.

24- Have you no Common Sense? We must continue with the puns, Ford the future of America!

C-c-c-combo Barack-er!

Let's make a new deal, because if these puns stop. I'll be greatly depressed.

Well I certainly wouldn't want you to have a Great Depression!

I guess I'll recant my last comment and not take away from the Central Powers of this thread. When it comes to comments of eloquent Vers, ailles am utterly intrigued.

Anne Frankly this thread is a Pearl in a harbor of cleverness.

I did Nazi the rise of this thread coming. I was Russian to get to the end!

I want to get to the end but I can't stop Stalin!

Everyone on this thread is really good at Lincoln things together.

War going Cold here; there are only so many puns that can be made.

Some commenters............SMH

Due to budget cuts the teachers with actual knowledge were the first to go

Sad but unfortunately very true with some schools!

ass, now I just lost the game and it's been Luke two years :-(

* like can't edit on phone for some reason

After years of the game, I still have no clue what the game is!!! -_- frustrated.

I also suppose he wasn't a famous zombie hunter either (low budget syfy channel movie that came out around the same time as the vampire hunter movie, it was also on netflix for a while)

It was low budget for a reason. If they had checked all of their facts, they would have realized it was Millard Fillmore who was the zombie hunter. Needless to say, he wasn't very adept at his job and soon disappeared to be scarcely heard from again.

I'm still waiting for them to create a movie about Abraham Lincoln hunting other hunters.

No, that was Dick Cheney.