Are you experienced?

By Brax - 30/05/2012 09:46 - United States

Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 226
You deserved it 9 414

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KingCeltic77 18

That's really shitty.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Well.. you did get a hand that's a plus!=D


KingCeltic77 18

That's really shitty.

I think that's a hint of what she wants.

7- uh, no. That's generally not how it works...

siickman 7

No whats shitty is your intended pun.

YdoIhaveAchode 4

1- I should slap the shit out of you for using that pun.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Well.. you did get a hand that's a plus!=D

blondebrunette11 4

I think the finger up the ass ruined it.

kickuwithmyfist 1

I would've dropped a deuce right there to teach her a lesson. Lol then look at her and say "ain't I a stinker"

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I had this happen before but I stopped mid-thrust and gave her the weirdest look. She knew..she knew.

Dude you comment came out even worse and pointless

yomama97 5

Just teller you don't like it

I agree....he should be able to talk to her about what he does and doesn't like ....

But how would he have known whether he liked it or not beforehand? It doesn't specify whether he told her to stop or anything like that either. He most likely did let her know, at least with his body language.

baddawg365 0

..... I for one would not want a finger shoved up my bum hole...

He could've told her if he liked it or not, it doesn't take a long time to determine it

_ebbonyy 11

maybe OP lives by the philosophy that you have to try everything once!

RealReasons 0

I don't think it's supposed to feel good for guys... but did it?

It's meant to apparently but obviously not to all and probably only if they're completely comfortable with the idea. The same goes for girls too. You can't enjoy something that you're not comfortable with.

It's supposed to if you hit the right spot, specifically the prostate.

Prostate stimulation feels good for everyone. The problem is getting past the mental barrier. And the asshole barrier. gooch rubbing ftw

Women...don't have prostates. Sorry to burst your bubble

guckylynn 19

Actually 62, you're wrong.

#13, I was hoping you'd see this. Best opportunity to show your appropriate display picture!! Love DBZ Abridged! Also, there is nothing wrong with this. And she's right; as long as he is comfortable with the idea and mentally breaks the awkward social barrier, it is quite pleasurable for guys. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it!

How on earth do you think gay sex works then, idiot? Some people...

jaystreet46 4

#57 learn your anatomy! Women don't have prostates.

Actually, it should feel good for a lot of guys. She probably wasn't hitting the right spot. Stimulating the prostate is supposed to be quite pleasurable. Of course, everyone is different, so maybe OP is the type who doesn't like this type of stimulation.

No, I've tried it voluntarily and felt weird either way.

Oh god, I couldn't stop laughing! *gigglesnort*

*awaits the flood of down votes*

alliewillie 22

I'm confused as to why you wrote a wholly unnecessary comment... Only to write a SECOND unnecessary comment about the down votes you're anticipating on the first comment... Does that sound stupid to you?

RuskiManBearPig 4

Looks like the shit's gonna hit the fan...

You should of gave her a poop-job :P