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We finally made it

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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Trym 7

Still a better love story than Twilight!

SkoomaKi 28

Proof it is the best sex.

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SkoomaKi 28

Proof it is the best sex.

fml121785 14

You should of broke up with him a long time ago! ;)

Enslaved 38

I thought it was "make" up sex that got that title.

zandalee 20

No it's definitely break up sex... So much passion mixed with sadness can cause an ****** of nuclear proportions. Make up sex is too self conscious, too many inhibitions, to be as all encompassing. Just my opinion...

drewcat21 0

Sounds like the beginning of a Taylor swift song.

cheshireau 26

I never had break up sex, so make up sex is number 1 I think.

gc327072 31

40- that would make sense, all the catharsis and such.

skittlestrailmix 14

I guess you really wanted to break up with him... Lol. Don't worry, I doubt he'll be oppose to more sex even though you're not dating him anymore.

GypsyRover 0

Watch you get breakup knocked up. Or a breakup STD.

walmartpaysme 15

64, you do realize that just because you haven't experienced something doesn't mean it's not better than what you've already experienced.

Trym 7

Still a better love story than Twilight!

BellaBelle_fml 23

I don't like you.

Tezoma 28

Anything would make for a better love story than Twilight. ANYTHING. So I suggest people avoid making a "better love story than Twilight" comment unless they wish to become Captain Obvious.

Trym 7

You don't have too :)

perdix 31

When is that expression going to take an arrow to the knee? IOLO, and I don't want to waste it reading this Twilight comment over and over again.

Drigr 9

My shit makes a better love story than twilight! Has more facial expressions than Kristen Stewart as well.

dohdohdoh 13

Kirsten Stewart will play king pig in angry birds the movie.

drewcat21 0

So is My right hand and I.

myFMLname 8

This comment never gets old

WritingWrongs 8

My uncle and aunt breed dogs... I think you know where I'm going with this.

RedPillSucks 33

No. I want to here a cool story, bro....

dogpup4 23

HAHA SO ORIGINAL JOKE

onlychildFTW 34

I liked twilight. Haha nahh kidding. I never read the books or saw the movies.

KiddNYC1O 22

9- Don't be surprised if nobody likes you, hence the thumbs down.

xWhackedPanther 18

Please tell me you're kidding

xWhackedPanther 18

And i mean that to bellabelle

Trym 7

140- you didn't specify who you loved!

ShyAnn29 15

That comment was funny until I've heard it about one million times, now it's just stupid! IMO

tin_cup 27

Anything is better than Twilight!

TwitchingNebula 17

Sounds like you need to break up with people more often...

imavelociraptor 6

I don't understand break up sex. "I know i'm leaving and everything but let's have sex one more time. I know we have done it 50 times already and you never had a pregnancy scare but let's just do it one last time and hopefully you won't have to raise a baby alone because of this" It just seems too risky...

MormonPornstar 7

Birth control, condom, pull out wearing the condom... do this and if you still have the kid, I'll ****** raise it.

ShyAnn29 15

136, birth control isn't always reliable, condoms aren't always reliable, the pull out method is NEVER reliable.

CDABXXX 5

147-You're either sincerely missing the point or just deliberately trolling. I can't tell.

MormonPornstar 7

Yeah, I'm not raising that guys kid.

brokenly 5

Well..

ifuckmonsters 5

Break up and make up sex is the best, they say.

drewcat21 0

According to Barney off how I met your mother it's not as good as I can't believe you just proposed sex.

sceneblondie 8

It's never worth everything you have to go through to get it though

Fisheyedfool7 2

But I guess you don't have to worry about that since you **** monsters.

ifuckmonsters 5

95- Who says you can't break up and make up with a monster?

ladydragonstars 23

Sometimes a little good comes with the bad

kurodansei 16

would have made another account and liked this again if you had spelled comes cums. too much?

ladydragonstars 23

I had thought about it, but I like to make people work for their puns lol.

Krirn 21

When you say "unfortunately" like that, it makes me think that you're thinking orgasms > breakup.

wolfhausen 7

How is an ****** not greater than a breakup?

Krirn 21

Depends on why they broke up or how the relationship was. Couples don't just break up cause somebody forgot to put the toilet seat down, not always anyways.

wolfhausen 7

I understand what your saying. I took it as, unfortunately it had to happen during the breakup and not while our relationship was alive.

perdix 31

Orgasms über alles.

herpderpherpderp 13

congratulations! You are the first person of thousands of people that will comment the exact same, unoriginal phrase! :D

kishuu_fml 1

Break up more often

SkoomaKi 28

Woah, this girl will do anything to get an ******. Classy.

Ks22 4

It could have been worse. The breakup sex could have been really bad

kkillaj 5

Is there even such thing as really bad sex?