That went straight to the self esteem.

Oh yes, a, job is good. These days it can be so hard to find, one. You gotta take what you can get, even if the boss (or his wife) is an asshole

Your comma use needs help, good sir.

Ah, yup it does; I don't know what I was thinking, I had just woken up when I wrote that.

But don't look on the bright side for too long or you'll go blind

That means you HAVE to sleep with him now

That Was Easy(TM), Mr. Spock.

Challenge accepted!

She's gotta do it out of spite now

Oh yeah. Just to get back at that mean woman. It's horrible to say that, especially to someone's face. Behind back isn't much better but at least OPs feelings would be spared.

Maybe he's had a secretary affair before.

Or maybe she was making a joke.

That's a pretty cruel joke at the OP's expense and the husband's as well.

It's all about the mermaid effect

Eye Broccoli?

Obviously few people understand HIMYM references.

thankyou Captain Obvious!

Epic win: if we had a FMLer named Capt.Obvious and he said "You're welcome!"

Haha your cute

No you are. ;)

19 & 27: this is FML, not okcupid, move along.

It was silenced by the silver duct tape. Maybe his wife needs to be, too.