About Walmartpaysme

I came up with my name on my lunch break. I know it sucks. It's not that I think Walmart is awesome or anything, It's just that I get complaints about Walmart all day at work and it's annoying when I come home and get on my favorite site and have to see MORE crap. I can be a bitch when I want to be. I have my opinions and I don't care if you don't agree with them. I'm an Arkansan through and through.

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I called the hospital this morning and was informed by the duty nurse that yes, I definitely should have been told not to drink on the new meds. When I asked why the doc didn't mention it, she replied that "the doctor has been very busy as she's now taken on a management position and she must have forgotten". Fabulous! Happily, my husband's very understanding, and the new guy thinks it's hilaaaaaaaaaaaarious. So right now, I guess it's the lack of shoes and lack of dignity that are the real problems. And yes - I've heard I was a BLAST to drink with last night, until the whole shrub-shoe-booty-text debacle. God, I'm a moron.