We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Top comments
Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
notepie 6
And how old are you
_wraith 15
Age isn't necessarily relevant to when a woman first achieves ******. Some women will *never* have one during intercourse...
SwtCherryPie 26
If you are so unhappy you are leaving him then why the **** are you sleeping with him still. People can be so ignorant sometimes, sheesh.
aj94w 4
Well OP, sounds like its time for some DIY.
AmyX 1
I wonder if lack of ****** was a part of your breakup?
zombiekitten87 12
Well you won't be missing much
gary3768 13
I need break up sex lol
KaiserSD 8
Orgasms are great, you should work on having more of them.
lore420 2
Hoe
rinnai 6
Why would anyone have breakup sex? It just makes things harder.
Jinxx7 0
And this is an FML why?