Money: Good deeds

Good deeds

By dhdyvifjdksk - 26/01/2020 03:00 - United States

Today, I donated blood and the nurse said: "God blesses good deeds", when I get home, my mom tells me that we have to sell the house because we're broke. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2024 13:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML

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Come back

By Anonymous - 01/11/2021 01:59

Today, after I got into an argument with mom's boyfriend, telling him to piss off because no one wanted him, and he did so, saying he was done putting in wasted effort, now he's gone I realise how much he did for us, or that his share of the bills paid the rent. We may lose our house because of me. FML

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By themarrowguy - 23/08/2013 10:06 - United States

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 16:24 - United States - San Juan Capistrano

Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML

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By blinkanimgone - 01/09/2010 11:08 - Australia

Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2015 14:58 - United States - Redlands

Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML

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Support system

By Anonymous - 20/02/2024 03:00 - United States - South Park Township

Today, I found out that I have a heart disease. When I went to tell my family, they all said that it should kill me faster so that I can donate my organs to my cousin. FML

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Mom of the year

By Neo - 10/02/2022 16:00

Today, I told my mom that I'd vomited blood. She simply said, “Good” and went back to watching TV. FML

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Scammer

By hail science - 10/09/2019 00:01

Today, I found out that my mother, who's been against me seeking treatment for my cancer, has been going to different churches and charities to get donations for her "poor ailing daughter." I've not seen a dime of this money, and my mom just tells me to pray my cancer away. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 January 2020 17:01

mfranks, I think sel... was talking to me. I do agree with your sentiment. I chose a bright red profile pic to make it easy for people to find or skip my posts.

mskeptik 12

Sunday 26 January 2020 17:20

Unless the nurse used this metaphor just as a figure of speech (like "bless you" for sneezing), it is a cognitive bias called "just-world fallacy". Sorry, OP, the world is not just. "As flies to wanton boys, are we to the gods. They kill us for their sport." (William Shakespeare. King Lear)

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 January 2020 3:08

Dummy! You should have SOLD your blood to make the house payment.

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 26 January 2020 5:59

And sperm

sel3578898553255 7

Sunday 26 January 2020 8:26

your weak ass comments on EVERY post are starting to get annoying

kfchicken 31

Sunday 26 January 2020 10:54

how about just scrolling past them then?

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 26 January 2020 16:56

If you don’t like my comments then don’t read them.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 26 January 2020 17:01

mfranks, I think sel... was talking to me. I do agree with your sentiment. I chose a bright red profile pic to make it easy for people to find or skip my posts.