Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
maphineRAWRS 10
Hey, at least you had one?!
challan 19
To all the break up sex haters... when my ex and I decided to part ways, it was hard because we still loved each other... just not in love. We cried, then held each other and ended up having mind blowing sex. then we kissed goodbye, cried happy tears and moved on. We are friends now, and have not had sexual contact even once more.
LappDance 16
You loved each other but didn't love each other? Makes perfect sense.
challan 19
Like you love your best friend.
bstudds 1
its definitely not the worst parting gift I can think of.
skyeyez9 25
If a guy dumped me, that last thing on my mind would be having sex with him.
AngelSpit 18
@#22 hey perdix no pun intended?
wubbazugg 5
Doesn't matter, had sex.
BrIEB1590 7
Break up and then make up!! :)
zenrael 21
There's many more of that coming ^^
davek 36
First? You do know girls can ********** too, right? And there are these things called vibrators?
love_me_electric 20
No kidding. If all OP cares about is orgasms she should just buy a vibrator. If you get a good one they can give you better orgasms than any man ever could.
aj94w 4
I know some girls who have masturbated once and never again. Some girls just don't like playing with themselves.
jaggerbaby4726 1
This SO super depressed me.