By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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amandakris 11

That's one way to give head

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PinkiePiePony 19
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Crickets Chirping Kisses Hurting

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ethan_unoxx 29
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ouch. hope you're okay.

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EvilTurtle 35
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Well now she nose not to do that again

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aruam365 24

I like what you did there! Seriously though, as someone who works in emergency medicine, trying to be overly cute or kinky can go very wrong... just go with the flow and don't try too hard, for your own sake.

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Ki11erC 18
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@25: What on earth does emergency medicine have to do with being cute or kinky?

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tantanpanda 26

I've heard crazy stories like where this woman got a beer bottle stuck in her snach. People attempt many things that you wouldn't think of in your dizziest daydreams

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TheTacoMan 24
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DocBastard's Coca-Cola Trauma Patient! #34

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PinkiePiePony 19
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Crickets Chirping Kisses Hurting

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amandakris 11

That's one way to give head

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ginger196 14
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Just start to talk about your day

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ethan_unoxx 29
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when you were just head butted and in pain? I don't think so.

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TXFernwoods 26
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*awkwarldly walks away*

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FunGhoost 10
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Nose is a sensitive topic, anyone? Okay?

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Prismo_Feeds 9
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#7, -17 people agreed with you

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andits 21

Ouch....nothing like a little small talk and another kiss can't fix

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CallMeWindSock 24

That's very unfortunate, but you'll surely be able to fix it with another kiss

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ostfaiz 18

lock him by lips 2 lips this time!

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sarah5745 41
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But then he could sneeze into her mouth..

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kinky44 28
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Well, you nose better next time.

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