By Anonymous - 04/10/2014 12:11 - United States - Brevard

Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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amandakris 11

That's one way to give head

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aruam365 24

I like what you did there! Seriously though, as someone who works in emergency medicine, trying to be overly cute or kinky can go very wrong... just go with the flow and don't try too hard, for your own sake.

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Ki11erC 18

@25: What on earth does emergency medicine have to do with being cute or kinky?

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tantanpanda 26

I've heard crazy stories like where this woman got a beer bottle stuck in her snach. People attempt many things that you wouldn't think of in your dizziest daydreams

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TheTacoMan 24

DocBastard's Coca-Cola Trauma Patient! #34

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amandakris 11

That's one way to give head

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ethan_unoxx 29

when you were just head butted and in pain? I don't think so.

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andits 21

Ouch....nothing like a little small talk and another kiss can't fix

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CallMeWindSock 24

That's very unfortunate, but you'll surely be able to fix it with another kiss

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ostfaiz 18

lock him by lips 2 lips this time!

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sarah5745 41

But then he could sneeze into her mouth..

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