Intimacy: Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing...

By meggasee - 25/01/2010 00:23 - France

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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We finally made it

By Depression... - 10/10/2012 06:01 - United States

Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML

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You deserved it 9 136

By cutiekenz21 - 31/07/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's mother walked in on us having sex. He started crying and ran into the bathroom where my clothes were located, leaving me to deal with his mother. Naked. FML

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You deserved it 8 376

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 723

Weird family

By Veronica - 29/12/2022 09:00 - United States - Allentown

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. His mom didn’t know much about it, and she walked in on us. After about 5 minutes she came back up, threw a box of condoms at us, says, "Continue" and walked out. We were still fucking while she was in the room. FML

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You deserved it 2 084

Timing

By kay_jay1819 - 19/11/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML

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You deserved it 33 480

Great timing

By mylo - 03/12/2022 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to spice things up and do 69. My mom walked in on us right as we came. FML

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You deserved it 561

Nobody's fooled

By sandy - 17/03/2009 21:25 - United States

Today, I was completely naked in my boyfriend's bed. Suddenly his mom yelled that she was coming in so that she could get to the attic. I pulled a blanket up to my neck, hoping she would think I was just cold. She had to step over my bra and panties on her way to the attic. FML

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You deserved it 90 740

By lez probs - 18/05/2013 12:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were about to have sex for the first time when her mother unexpectedly came home. In the rush to get dressed, we accidentally put on each other's shirts. Her mom noticed. FML

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You deserved it 21 746

sundogs 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:31

get a lock

E40_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:35

Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.

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sundogs 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:31

get a lock

joker141 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:16

I'll give u one lol

mgblaskewicz 0

Thursday 28 January 2010 12:28

you scream like your mom. now you have something in common.

_whoops 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 20:59

hahaha thats what you get haha i hope she told your dad

drilher244 0

Monday 8 February 2010 22:05

awesome!! at least you had the ****** before she walked in and messed it up

heyyyaubrey 9

Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:45

no she didnt..she was having it right as her mom walked in. way tooo awkward

E40_fml 0

Monday 25 January 2010 9:35

Wtf were you screaming or something? Obviously she would hear you and check.

keetlover 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 7:31

wow mmmmhmmm

shinshoku13 19

Monday 5 March 2012 15:35

Or maybe mom would realize what they are doing and leave them be or barge in if she didn't approve, i'm sure her mom isn't that niave

soupisyummy 13

Tuesday 6 March 2012 14:42

Doesn't matter. Had sex

Ms_Popsergeant 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:02

lol nice

HeresReality 0

Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:00

ydi for having sex while parents are home. if they know then at least use the damn lock. morons.

robotiick 12

Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:21

39 is right I'm only 12 but I no never hav sex while ur parents r home

rob3 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:02

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Spyingcheeseman 8

Monday 13 January 2014 20:34

The lesson here kids is, if you don't wanna f get caught having sex. keep the door open.

jonny2x4 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:04

Pics or it never happened.

sam572 5

Thursday 28 January 2010 15:32

awesone

ashylarry102 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 5:37

wow 5 I love ur default

felixcoco11 5

Wednesday 26 September 2012 7:04

If she is 14or15 or less than 18 you considered as a ******* pedo

ElMundio87 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:05

boo hoo

_Paul_88 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:07

haha your mum saw your cum face! sucks to be you lmao

AxCxDxDx 0

Monday 25 January 2010 10:39

He's got the right idea.

purple91 8

Monday 25 January 2010 10:41

Hey, atleast you showed her you pick good sex partners..

happypapp12 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:07

Haha At least you got to experience it with your mum

georgelopez 0

Monday 25 January 2010 11:07

dumb

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Today, my girlfriend was on top in reverse cowgirl. After she orgasmed, all I heard was, "Oh fuck" and she clenched her butt to try stop, but it was too late, she shot diarrhoea up my stomach, chest and neck. The only reason I didn’t get any in my mouth was because it all got caught in my beard. FML

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Today, after my husband got ready for work, he touched my arm and slowly bent down. I assumed he was going to say he loved me and to have a good day. As I quickly thought of a loving response and prepared to give him a kiss, he whispered in my ear, "Did you put a dead mouse in the toilet?" Thanks a lot, cat. FML

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The Top

Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML

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Today, the maintenance man for my apartment “fixed” my toilet from constantly running. Now it won’t flush. I learned this after I took a huge dump. My boyfriend was over to spend the night. FML

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You deserved it 245

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting intimate when she pulled me in close and whispered in my ear, "We're getting Chips Ahoy after this." I came. FML

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Today, for the third day in a row, my wife is bitching about her terrible birthday. She had messages wishing her a happy birthday from her friends instead of actual calls. Also, she knew that my pay comes in the day after, and she agreed to go shopping with me, as opposed to a present on the day. She is 54, going on 7. FML

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Today, my sister was faced with the choice of getting a burger, or picking me up in a snowstorm. The burger won, and I had to travel 4km home by foot. FML

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You deserved it 2 888

Today, I introduced my kind and amazing Iranian boyfriend to my mother. When he went to use the rest room, she warned me to "knock it off with this Bin Laden fetish" or she'll have me put on psychiatric hold. FML

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