FML : Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By meggasee / Monday 25 January 2010 00:23 / France

Intimacy

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By sundogs | 0

#797273 - Monday 25 January 2010 9:31

get a lock

By E40_fml | 0

#797286 - Monday 25 January 2010 9:35

Wtf were you screaming or something?
Obviously she would hear you and check.

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By sundogs | 0

#797273 - Monday 25 January 2010 9:31

get a lock

joker141 | 0

#797469 - Monday 25 January 2010 11:16

I'll give u one lol

mgblaskewicz | 0

#804531 - Thursday 28 January 2010 12:28

you scream like your mom. now you have something in common.

_whoops | 0

#810273 - Saturday 30 January 2010 20:59

hahaha thats what you get haha i hope she told your dad

drilher244 | 0

#835668 - Monday 8 February 2010 22:05

awesome!! at least you had the orgasm before she walked in and messed it up

heyyyaubrey | 9

#5835799 - Wednesday 22 January 2014 23:45

no she didnt..she was having it right as her mom walked in. way tooo awkward

By E40_fml | 0

#797286 - Monday 25 January 2010 9:35

Wtf were you screaming or something?
Obviously she would hear you and check.

keetlover | 0

#1244288 - Sunday 15 August 2010 7:31

wow mmmmhmmm

shinshoku13 | 19

#4123790 - Monday 5 March 2012 15:35

Or maybe mom would realize what they are doing and leave them be or barge in if she didn't approve, i'm sure her mom isn't that niave

soupisyummy | 13

#4128105 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 14:42

Doesn't matter. Had sex

By Ms_Popsergeant | 0

#797339 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:02

lol nice

HeresReality | 0

#798975 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 3:00

ydi for having sex while parents are home. if they know then at least use the damn lock. morons.

robotiick | 12

#2599558 - Wednesday 1 June 2011 13:21

39 is right I'm only 12 but I no never hav sex while ur parents r home

By rob3 | 0

#797340 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:02

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

Spyingcheeseman | 8

#5826375 - Monday 13 January 2014 20:34

The lesson here kids is, if you don't wanna f
get caught having sex. keep the door open.

By jonny2x4 | 0

#797344 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:04

Pics or it never happened.

sam572 | 5

#804786 - Thursday 28 January 2010 15:32

awesone

ashylarry102 | 0

#989317 - Saturday 8 May 2010 5:37

wow 5 I love ur default

felixcoco11 | 5

#4973231 - Wednesday 26 September 2012 7:04

If she is 14or15 or less than 18 you considered as a fucking pedo

By ElMundio87 | 0

#797346 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:05

boo hoo

By _Paul_88 | 0

#797348 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:07

haha your mum saw your cum face! sucks to be you lmao

AxCxDxDx | 0

#797402 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:39

He's got the right idea.

By purple91 | 8

#797407 - Monday 25 January 2010 10:41

Hey, atleast you showed her you pick good sex partners..

By happypapp12 | 0

#797454 - Monday 25 January 2010 11:07

Haha At least you got to experience it with your mum

By georgelopez | 0

#797456 - Monday 25 January 2010 11:07

dumb

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