Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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wolfhausen 7
I'm sorry op, but now you know what you like and how to achieve great sex! Many women go their entire lives without experiencing an ******. Take this and learn!
Tookie22 5
"Many?" Jeez that statement is depressing. Ladies out there... How much truth behind that statement?
ForTheRavers 11
That happened to me once...the good thing was, it was the best he'd had too and he couldn't get it again
perdix 31
Easy come, easy go.
Rodders_SOTC 1
Sorry to hear that Bro. You really should choke the chicken
cosmosis 12
Bro? . I dont think SHE has a chicken to choke champ.
Jaxx66 21
53- I'm sure she can find a feed store, they sell chickens where I'm at. I mean, I'd prefer to just chop of their heads and get it over with so I can start cooking.... But to each their own, I suppose.
RedPillSucks 33
Gah! I was thinking "choke the chicken" was a metaphor for what to do with the ex, then I read the "chop their heads off" comment. I suspect that would be going a bit too far.
kikijo 2
It's a girl, bro...
arcadekid1 9
Awkward if you separated because he wasn't pleasuring you!
lelo007 11
That sucks, OP. Maybe take some time for some self exploration and build on what made you ****** during your break-up sex. You can carry it over to your next relationship and hopefully have an ****** on a regular basis.
zandalee 20
Or buy yourself a lovely *****...
lelo007 11
Well sure, but I believe that would fall under self exploration :)
zandalee 20
Good point! ;)
perdix 31
Don't worry, you'll have more orgasms with the next guy. If not, you can always dump him and come during the break-up sex again.
lelo007 11
But what about when she gets a husband, and assuming they never get divorced, would that mean she will never have an ****** with him? Oi, that'd be an unfortunate married life.
wolfhausen 7
Maybe he can just yell "I'm dumping you!" to get her off?
lelo007 11
That'd be interesting role play! Whatever would float her boat, though :)
l23VIVE 17
Ouch that must hurt so good
Harpy20 24
Breakup sex? The only time I've ever heard of it is when guys are trying to get it as a joke. I've never heard of a chick actually doing it...
devore504 7
I don't get why people have breakup sex.
RiRi823 5
devore504- I truly don't either, you know because some people just think or know they will NEVER get back together and they might have enjoyed the sex, so they have it one more time before the seperation. I don't know I was just guessing.
Isoldael 27
I can sort of imagine it if you break up due to reasons beyond your control (e.g. one partner having to move to the other side of the world for whatever reason). Otherwise I don't get it either...
RedPillSucks 33
Or perhaps she's questioning why people would debase themselves to have sex with someone they just broke up with. Sure, if you're a sleazebag who only thinks of sex... but what's in it for the other person? (besides the sex, of course)