Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
TweetAnne 13
Since when do people have break up sex? P.S. If a guy can't satisfy your sexual needs you need to tell him sooner to fix it, not at the end of the relationship.
jjmiller1001 17
wow, im out of touch with this, what the hell is breakup sex? i thought breaking up involved yelling and throwing stuff followed by a police visit.....
skulltorn 8
Someone had a bad childhood.... haha just kidding
BossPathfinderGM 14
You know, break ups CAN be amicable. They don't all have to be the result of knock-down blow-out fighting.
RedPillSucks 33
I'll volunteer to run the experiments that involve scientifically testing if breakup sex really works. It will be a long experiment, involving multiple trial-and-error sessions, but I think I have the stamina to see things through.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Ok so: 1/ Don't get the point of having sex with someone you broke up with, especially considering that there is usually a lot of hurt involved from one or both parties. 2/ If you never had an ****** with him, why even bother having the "breakup sex"?
olpally 33
12- don't be a dick about it, it's actually been a while since I've seen it on here... Relax.
foreverboredZ 4
I see what u did there....
traveler_ghost 12
Not much of a breakup if you are having sex. Use this experience next time to see what pleasures you most
doodlecloud 27
Really? You've never...you know, given yourself one? I figured anyone who had got to the point of having sex would've explored their own body a little already. Perhaps you meant your first ****** DURING sex, or you're one of those people who thinks masturbating is a sin or sonething...
IrePandaPotterLe 8
I don't know if this is OP's case but I really can't give myself an ******,no matter how hard I try. And I'm not new to it. So,we're not sure if it's her first during sex or first overall unless she tells us.
catanita 18
What is break-up sex? I heard of make-up sex? What is the point of making sex with the person you are breaking up with?
greenie213 23
A last hoorah, a final fling, a final token of things to fade.
seanc722 2
Probably turned on by the fact that your breaking up.
charlieo88 3
First ****** during breakup sex, you broke up with him?