Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
Hellbound_Alleee 14
Well, now you partly know how to get an ******. However, it's more important to learn how to get one without a boy. Or a girl. Whichever. Or both. I don't know.
tigersfan28 2
Sex is sex
onorexveritas 24
I heard it and makeup sex is the best
dangousity 21
Get real sex, with a real man... Problem solved
mavman79 5
As long as people continue watching the twighlight drivel this comment will always be relevant and witty
lukybasturd 0
wow I don't want to pick FML nor, do I want to say you deserve it. because you don't deserve it.
Drostvorn 4
Breaking up is Hard to do...
rlTlk 13
Isn't having sex the opposite of breaking up? Like if I was fighting with a guy and we got to the point of breaking up, but then things turned around into sex, I would take that as the fight is over you made up kinda deal. Even if you still have issues to work out you still want to work them out and be together if your doing that.. I have a friend that is like that though, she's getting a divorce but is stuck living with him until one of them finds a place to go and they still sleep with each other in the meantime.. Doesn't make any sense to me.. .
NICEANDCOOL 1
then since it is breakup sex then switch over to me I will make u cum more
PinkieKeen 20
Finally, a correct usage of the 'Doesn't matter, had sex' phrase.