Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
Tristessa18 4
Never understood the concept of breakup sex..
cougar41 8
Who has break up sex FFS that's just torturing yourself if u don't want to break up and if you wanted the break up its pity sex which is pathetic
Posthuman 26
"Hot 'please don't leave me' sex is the best!"
skullofdarkness 18
What the ****? Who has sex when they're breaking up with someone- call me old fashioned, but I see sex as a way of communicating affection, just like hugging or kissing. Normally if there is enough mutual affection for sex, there's not a break up...
AllyCat23 9
At least you got something out of the relationship :-)
bigtime_rocker 11
Congrats!
dohdohdoh 13
Up the butt no babies!
AholeCop 11
Cumming? More like leaving.
CeltHound 14
Break up sex = giving the person who dumped you the idea that you think you can't do any better! NEVER do break up sex! I mean, that's just common sense!!! Never give the person who dumped you the satisfaction.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Can't relate; I'm Forever alone.
Toshiro_Izero 5
Ur not alone look u got a chipmunk hahaha XD referring to Ur profile pic