By kenken5 - 19/06/2019 01:51

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Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 300
You deserved it 351
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Mungolikecandy 19

A month is not really a long time after a rough breakup so congratulations on moving on just be a little bit more picky next time.

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RichardPencil 30
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That sucks. But only figuratively.

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Chen Zhibang 8
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Gone in 60 seconds....

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RichardPencil 30
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That sucks. But only figuratively.

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Mungolikecandy 19

A month is not really a long time after a rough breakup so congratulations on moving on just be a little bit more picky next time.

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oldtimer 3

Well on the positive side it only was 60 seconds. When are you ladies going to learn that once the guy gets off you’re never going to get any satisfaction. Next time don’t give him any satisfaction until you get taken care of first. Many years ago when I was a young man a woman taught me this, and I was a much better lover from then on.

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