Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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Comments (158)
Toshiro_Izero 5
wtf is break up sex when I end a relationship I've never had the urge to have break up sex seems stupid to me just sayin hello negs
rikai 11
Your first ****** from him/her, or your first in all your life? if it's first in your life, maybe you should find some better partners...
deemoe 5
now time fo make up sex
fantasyworld 39
Am I the only one who doesn't get the point of break up sex?
Annihilator257 15
I hope you told them that... Makes for a little revenge
dannnngthatsux 19
WTH is wrong with people, if you're breaking up, no more sex. "I'm going to jail for dealing drugs, you mind if I take some real quick before I go to jail??"
disturbedgd 26
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