Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, I tried faking an orgasm for the first time, because I thought it would be sexy for my boyfriend. He stopped to ask me if I was okay. I guess I'm not good at faking it. FML
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I was giving my boyfriend a handjob for the first time. It took ages for him to get excited, and in the end the only thing that blew up was him, saying, "Oh my god, just stop it already." FML
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slaveowner190461 0
at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew
Kervik 0
Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .
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Comments (191)
Lds5634 5
that sucks!
KumoFF7 3
YDI for being jewish.
chipmunk95 0
@#9 **** off you poon
bloodthorn 4
YDI for having an ******
ortega_fml 0
YDI for being a woman.
XxmidnightXx4545 0
then your gay #40 your a boy whos gay **** you you 40 also how is that a fml?
hotpockets92 0
because it was her first one, which i assume she was enjoying, and for only for a brief moment it's like right when you get your dessert at a resturant and after your first bite someone smacks it off the table
Xdanicat 0
seriously, admins. ban the trolls already! I don't even go on FML that excessively and I can name quite a few already. and most of them have already spammed this page. Do they exchange emails and plan their trolling or something?
IamSpartacus 0
#54 - Lol, you said that as if it happens on a regular basis...
Scotland_111 0
This is not an fml, so you didn't get to have your ******, too bad, this is more of F-your boyfriends life for not recognizing the female ****** OR your one of the women that make strange sounds or say odd stuff during your ******, causing your boyfriend to stop and go, "WTF?"
generalsmith2 0
i can see someone following him around smacking the food off his table after he takes a bite
I_GET_ASS 0
Shiba Inus may have curled up tails, like a pig, but when they are relaxed or tired their tail gets un-curled more. I GET ASS!!!!! (_____Y_____)
xTIGERxLILYx 0
@107: Seriously!? This made me laugh my ass off. Nice.
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
YDI FOR HAVING A ******
NEWTROLLINTOWN 0
AS YDI FOR HAVING A ****** IS TAKEN, YOUR BOYFRIEND DESERVES IT FOR HAVING A PENIS
Gia0896 0
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHahahahahahahahahahahHAHAhahahHAhahahHahahahahAAAhha
awkwardkayy 0
exactly....I hate when that happens
upintheorange 5
107...WTF??
Lds5634 5
that sucks!
bloodthorn 4
YDI for being a ***** and *******
Emma_91 0
If your parents hadn't ****** you wouldn't exist :)
Emma_91 0
fail troll is fail :)
_cheeseballs 0
agree'd. he mostly fails cause he calls himself a troll.
Intoxicunt 6
Agreed about the fail troll. Also, who has so little to do they make a **** YOU sign out of letters like that? Shit.
Emma_91 0
I wonder that too. But I guess trolls in general are bored with their lives. Why else troll?
dopey247 0
too bad i would have carryed on xD but thats just me
Kervik 0
Lol! He is obviously new too. Are both of you quite young? Because not knowing about orgasms is a bit . . .
touchableturtle 0
uh oh. well... that's a memorable first time....
Luckster 0
Ownd! XD
yoboo310 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
hahaha get a smarter boyfreind funnyyyy
kateland10 0
can't even ******* spell boyFRIEND when telling someone to be smarter. nice.
IcySnake 0
*more smart*
jbuckets_404 39
YoBoo, the abbrev. "bf" is much less prone to misspellings.... ;-)
oopsie_daisy8446 0
8th!!!!!! booyahhh
genius_man16 1
You know this has nothing to do with intelligence right? I assume that when she was having her ****** she was contracting, and tbh, that's a really weird feeling the first time you feel it. It's not really that surprising that he thought something was wrong.
yoboo310 0
ahahha i doubt uve ever even had sex so u should just chill
Unit4 0
I don't think this is an FML at all, in all honesty this probably means that he isn't just some dickwad who is only worried about pleasing himself. It means he hadn't had sex, or at least caused an ****** for a girl before, so he might actually like you (or be desperate, but I try to think positively). And he stopped, meaning he was concerned for your well-being. If he can do it once, he can do it again.
suaveneanderthal 0
lol thats the best ******* comment i've ever seen, so so true 122
Finnboghi 0
Well said, #122. One way to avoid this is to ****** without sex together initially, that way you are able to recognize each other's signs. Because seriously, girls can be ******* scary when they cum. Next time will be better. Unless it was intentional. In which case, break out the latex and wooden paddles.
spoo 24
it took me a while to realize seizure meant good... especially if she uses all of her "slow down/back off signals"
ifmlftw 0
7th!! You suuuuuuuck
slaveowner190461 0
at least hes not a dick head if he thought u were in pain he stopped some guys would keep going even tho they knew
oogyboogy 6
ya he probably heard that the first time hurts and yer orgy face probably looks painfull
bexox 0
Orgy face?
ASVLN 0
LMFAO!! Orgy face?!
jBird_fml 0
Orgy Face?!?!!!!!11
Whirling_Kumquat 0
And what does your orgy face look like?
Knare 2
LOL @ orgy face.
Maxine17 8
GET YOUR ORGY FACE OUT Seriously, LMAO But unlucky on the ****** thing.
nicktowery 0
OWNED!!