Depression...
United States 🌶️ Spicy
We finally made it
Today, I had my first orgasm. Unfortunately, it was during breakup sex. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
stephhh055
Portland, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Valid reason
Today, after having sex with my boyfriend for the first time, he told me he wanted to break up. He told me my orgasm face wasn't something he could put up with. FML
Bigfatfailure
Garden Grove, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got dumped during sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
What is it?
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Anonymous
East Northport, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was unaware that me losing my virginity was also breakup sex. FML
karma
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
First!
Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML
meggasee
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while having hot sex with my boyfriend, I was experiencing my very first orgasm. Right when my mother walked in. We had no blankets. FML
kenken5
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had my first sexual experience since going through a rough break up a month ago. The guy finished after 60 seconds of a blow job and then didn’t return the favor. FML
Egyptian ToyBoy
🌶️ Spicy
Seventh heaven
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She had such an uncontrollable, aggressive orgasm that I'd be celebrating my efforts, if only in the process she hadn't knocked over my new expensive laptop, which then split in half. FML
misopower
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, after 9 months in our relationship, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. We had incredible, mind-blowing sex. An hour later, he broke up with me because apparently "my orgasm face is ugly." FML
klsdhjla
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Lost in the sauce
Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML
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Trym 7
Still a better love story than Twilight!
SkoomaKi 28
Proof it is the best sex.
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patrickalamo 48
Pizza and sex
nightowl713 25
YDI op, if you two had big enough issues, that caused a break up in the first place, having "break up" sex will only further complicate it. Have some dignity, I'm betting that you pretty much gave him the ok for booty calls when he can't get it from someone else. A clean break is always best.
kofeinisti 6
By the time my past relationships have come to an end, I've never even wanted to see my ex ever again. The sexual desire has died long before the actual end. I cannot imagine having sex with them at that point, bleurgh :/
Soloman212 28
38, there wasn't much smoke and mirrors or wordplay behind that joke... But you can feel proud nevertheless.
drewcat21 0
That sounds like the mentality of a child molester.. Lol
dcats 13
Still better than never.
Alan2 24
At least you know what gets you off now
meKittycat 8
true, life sucks
jem970 19
OP, while I did vote FML on this I have never gotten the concept of break-up sex. When I break-up with someone I just want it over and done because it rarely ends on a good note. So while I feel for you I still want say YDI, just because I think it is pointless to have sex with someone who you dump.
Solipsist 12
I'm glad it's not just me that thinks break up sex is a waste of time, if I'm breaking up with someone it's because I don't want them in my life anymore, why would I then want them inside me?