divorce that whore brah

Twisted Canadian humor, I hope?

wow... I don't even no what to say to that... xcept I'm SO sorry you married a cheating whore bitch that gets knocked up by 1 of 6 guys and tells you like it's no big deal...

Yeah...I hope it was twisted Canadian humor too. Maybe the baby'll pop out looking exactly like him and she'll be all 'Did you think I was serious? lol' and everyone'll have a good nervous/relieved laugh together.

If not, it's time to throw that bitch in the road. -_-

wow really what a whore. get a DNA test right after the birth. you don't wanna pay for child support fir a child that may not ge even yours.

I'm impressed that she has time between getting nailed by six different guys to even make dinner. YDI for having a huge whore for a wife.

OP, it's called "sarcasm." Learn about it, and know that you have experienced it!

did she make you a sammich?

lawl

yeah.
she was either joking...
or if not,
divorce her.
whore.

divorce her and never look back even if the kid is yours you don't want a tainted child that will remind you of your whore wife. you'll never love it. and get yourself tested for STDs you knows what 5 other guys are infested with.

Sorry OP, hopefully it is yours. I don't need another kid to take care of -_-

I disagree, 73. Get a sense of humor.

wow and she doesn't see any problem with that? just tell her straight up that's it's a problem cause she clearly doesn't realize what a marriage is supposed to be about. give her hell. lol. fyl op and sdi if you give der crap for it.

godofcyanide. dude your a retard. why would a wife just throw things like that around like it's just not right. you need to get a real sense of humor

wow what a hoe that's soo wrong leave her

I agree with 80, if she is being sarcastic, then he has a wife an awesome sense of humor. but it she is serious..well fyl.

ur wife is a slut

Well...what did you want for dinner?

well, i think the reason she did this was to get pregnant. since they have been trying for ages and no success, that means that the OP is sterile. so they still wanted a kid so she decided to go overboard and get nailed by 5 guys to ensure that she got pregnant. if she wasn't doing it for them and to get pregnant then she wouldn't have told him, otherwise she's the most honest whore in the world.

what a b...!

bukkake!

80, get a new face.

111- You tell him to get a new face, but yours is a question mark.

wow 5 other guys....wow

btw you better have told her to make you a sammich!

YDI for being fat

keep it pimp hand strong and smack that hoe!!!

so, whats for dinner?

wow. fyl. so how awkward was it at the dinner table?

eeww what a slut.

111 - Thank you for the compliment. Please, keep them coming.

this could be a Maury Povich episode!

Is "cheated" from Ontario gonna have to choke a bitch?

OP, she likes it the vagina abit to much..she's a slutty whore bag whore. lol

lmfao @38

what is she fucked op's relatives then fucked him INCEST yuck!

OP if I were you, I wouldn't jump to conclusions. She might be serious, but she'd have to be pretty stupid to say it like that. My feeling is that she's joking. It's not funny, though.

Learn humor

Your assuming. I honesly dk hope she was joking but if not that must suck

dude, that sucks.

hmmm... in my opinion, this sounds fake, but I could (highly doubt it) be wrong.

make sure that baby isn't yours and Toss that bitch so she can't leech via child support if she bounces with some other guys

for sure! fuck that. sorry, op, that you found yourself with a slut. that sucks. but, yeah.. make sure to find out if the baby's yours or not and then leave the trash at the dumpster.

holla

some girls deserve to die. I have that tatted on my back. you should too

slut. dump her

agreed... better hope it's not yours

That's a bit extreme 5. Especially seeing as she's going to be a mother.
Anyway, OP I'm sorry about your wife being a cheating tramp. I hope you get the better sense to leave her ass.

DIVORCE tht nasty bitch!!! I kno she's ur wife but rly... DIVORCE tht bitch!!!

answer: I want a divorce for dinner

mmm I'd rather just snack on you.

That made me lol irl. :D

sorry 16 ur not my typee lol

fine you can have mr 17 Justin bieber instead.

hes not my type either haha

21, u mad?

really 21? getting mad some girl politely turned you down on fml? get a life kid.

lol 26. and 30, you need a new sarcasm detector.

Damn 30, you got owned by 31 and you haven't thought of another comeback yet.

40,
dude...i don't even...

you're not my type either 24 but ya still are pretty. :-)

24 - Whoever took that photo of you did a really great job with the lighting. You're like half-brunette, half-blonde! And your eyes came out gorgeous, too. Is it a senior pic?

Jessi- hah, all the guys crowd in you!:p

On*

around*
third time's the charm.

lol @ 40, how did I get "owned" by that statement? need a new sarcasm detector? wtf lol. also, i dont spend my every waking moment on fml. this is the first time i checked this post since i responded to it earlier.

It's neither seeing as how it's the Internet, those terms refer to real life.

I think she took it herself(:

win

my senior pictures are from 2 years ago, i took this 1 on the fourth of july i was outside and took a picture it looked pretty fly so i kept it(: no photo shop just luck 'o the draw

She's NASTY dude!!! Did that not upset you at ALL??

It's times like these that... domestic violence is ok.

37, is contradictive hypocrisy a specialty of yours?

damn op, if she's not joking, I feel for you kid.

85: I don't see any contradictive hypocrisy in pendatik's comment. Self-defense is NOT the same thing as domestic violence.

Word

no, it's not. never has been, never will be.