By sissydlk - 02/12/2010 15:54 - United States 15 1 7 69 Today, my wonderful boyfriend asked me if I wanted him to cook me scrambled eggs with sausage for breakfast. When I said yes, he pulled out his junk, and started shaking it violently in my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 40 215 You deserved it 10 361 Tweet Share