Today, my girlfriend told me there was good news and bad news. Bad news: she's pregnant. Good news: I'm probably not the father. FML
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kjcamaro3
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No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!
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IphonFML
| 6
i'll be seeing this in maury soon :)
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
If you aren't the father, I think that outweighs the bad news for you at least.
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shovels
| 0
A real man would consider the good news and bad news, in this case, switched.
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bobbycorwen
| 5
Not everyone finds pregnancy good news.
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ColdplaySucks
| 18
Especially before marriage...
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BarDownDaily
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Key word: Probably.
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SmallBean
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key word: pregnant
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iliketurdles
| 7
KeyWord: ... Coldplay Sucks? Wait what? GTFO. Just GTFO.
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RussianFox
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At least now he can dump that lying bitch. Sorry OP atleast you dodged a bullet and didn't marry her.
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Jiplo
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i agree. and even more good news, she has to suffer for cheating! Go karma!
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bobbycorwen
| 5
That's great news for in the long run!
For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(
For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(
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Furrywhiplash
| 14
Agreed. Plus it is better that OP found out now, rather than after they get married and he raises a kid that he only thinks is his
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22jrdn55
| 15
This is a Maury's show or Jerry Springer kind of thing.
OP- if you ever go on either shows, please say you're the guy from FML.
FYL.
OP- if you ever go on either shows, please say you're the guy from FML.
FYL.
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stevenJB
| 25
OMFG IT'S A CHOCOBO!!! :D
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omfg_creepers
| 8
Give her some more bad news, she's a whore.
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TorturedXeno
| 27
And then give her the good news: now she's single.
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
The Kardashians donated 20 bucks worth of games to a hospital.
Brilliant!
Where may I get more of this "mediocre news"?
Brilliant!
Where may I get more of this "mediocre news"?
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
Naww, that's bull-crap.
He can't truly be homeless if he has a Ferrari to sleep in.
*waits with troll net*
He can't truly be homeless if he has a Ferrari to sleep in.
*waits with troll net*
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tripleshame
| 3
Hit him with a stick, he's not so tough. The mediocre news is in his cardboard treasure chest.
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freakinglaugher
| 10
Don't hit a 'so to be' dad with a stick. That's right, Fiddo is the father. He's the only rich homeless man iv ever loved.
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dontbeabeach
| 0
Talk about whores there's a girl in are school that got pregnant
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lolmigosh
| 15
So she's carrying an "unwanted miracle?"
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Amrel
| 10
Wrong comment thread?
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Amrel
| 10
Yea i agree with you
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bamagrl410
| 31
Isn't it sad how most people treat pregnancy like a terrible thing these days? Yay for traditional values.
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StoryOfTheYear
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^Uh hello?
She has more than likely slept with another man and gotten pregnant while in a relationship already.
I don't think anybody here means to say pregnancy in general is bad.
She has more than likely slept with another man and gotten pregnant while in a relationship already.
I don't think anybody here means to say pregnancy in general is bad.
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VasilisaUzhasnaj
| 29
That's because most people can't afford to have children, and end up screwing themselves over and their newborn child. Sign of the times.
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BeefyQueef
| 5
Like I always say, invest in tomorrow by aborting that baby today :)
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
Never joke about abortion. NEVER!
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BeaterOfTheDrums
| 15
No.. Just no. Any jokes about abortion are not right.
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SilentNicholas
| 0
He's not joking about abortion. He's saying she should get one if she can't afford to keep the baby
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WCARlover
| 34
Bad news: she's a cheating whore, good news: you won't have to deal with her anymore:)
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CheckItOutItsYou
| 7
Nice rhyme
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lakaiskate
| 12
Is it just me or are op's priorities backwards. Good news she's pregnant, bad news you may not be the father..
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CheckItOutItsYou
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No it's the girlfriend that doesn't have her priorities straight. OP is just repeating what she said
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StoryOfTheYear
| 13
She doesn't have her priorities straight?
What gives you that idea?
What gives you that idea?
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Dusty_Busters
| 15
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nice
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ladiesman219
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give her bad news, it's over
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bobbycorwen
| 5
That is great news. Technically.
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pilotdude8147
| 3
#9 that's good news for op!
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Right_Click
| 12
No sleepless nights and temper tantrums for you!! Muahaha.
Wait, that's a good thing. Relax, OP. Let the strumpet deal with it.
Wait, that's a good thing. Relax, OP. Let the strumpet deal with it.
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ZDK5498
| 6
your girlfriend is a bitch and I would not care if she was good in bed or hot I would leave her ass!
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drawmesunshine
| 17
Phew, that was a close one, OP.
Sorry your girlfriend is a tramp, though.
Sorry your girlfriend is a tramp, though.
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GoW_Chick
| 14
Simple solution:
Go on Maury and take a paternity test, you'll find out who the baby daddy is and you'll entertain trailer parks everywhere.
Go on Maury and take a paternity test, you'll find out who the baby daddy is and you'll entertain trailer parks everywhere.
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superpoptart
| 24
"He IS the father!!"
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22jrdn55
| 15
"when it comes to one month old Jumbo, OP, you are NOT the father." *happy tears*
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Poser1337
| 5
Be happy. At least she knows for sure you're not the father.
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bobbycorwen
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She doesn't. OP said probably.
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Poser1337
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Oh darn. I apologize. My mistake. :/
I'm guessing I'll be flooded with thumbs-downs now? Oh well, not like it matters.
I'm guessing I'll be flooded with thumbs-downs now? Oh well, not like it matters.
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bobbycorwen
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I gave you a thumbs up for being a good sport.
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Poser1337
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Oh, thanks! ^.^
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The_Hitdude
| 12
What?
For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(