No diaper changing for you...more good news!!!

i'll be seeing this in maury soon :)

If you aren't the father, I think that outweighs the bad news for you at least.

A real man would consider the good news and bad news, in this case, switched.

Not everyone finds pregnancy good news.

Especially before marriage...

Key word: Probably.

key word: pregnant

KeyWord: ... Coldplay Sucks? Wait what? GTFO. Just GTFO.

At least now he can dump that lying bitch. Sorry OP atleast you dodged a bullet and didn't marry her.

i agree. and even more good news, she has to suffer for cheating! Go karma!

That's great news for in the long run! For now, no. I am sorry she's a cheating whore. :(

Agreed. Plus it is better that OP found out now, rather than after they get married and he raises a kid that he only thinks is his

This is a Maury's show or Jerry Springer kind of thing. OP- if you ever go on either shows, please say you're the guy from FML. FYL.

OMFG IT'S A CHOCOBO!!! :D

Give her some more bad news, she's a whore.

And then give her the good news: now she's single.

The Kardashians donated 20 bucks worth of games to a hospital. Brilliant! Where may I get more of this "mediocre news"?

Naww, that's bull-crap. He can't truly be homeless if he has a Ferrari to sleep in. *waits with troll net*

Hit him with a stick, he's not so tough. The mediocre news is in his cardboard treasure chest.

Don't hit a 'so to be' dad with a stick. That's right, Fiddo is the father. He's the only rich homeless man iv ever loved.

Talk about whores there's a girl in are school that got pregnant

So she's carrying an "unwanted miracle?"

Wrong comment thread?

Yea i agree with you

Isn't it sad how most people treat pregnancy like a terrible thing these days? Yay for traditional values.

^Uh hello? She has more than likely slept with another man and gotten pregnant while in a relationship already. I don't think anybody here means to say pregnancy in general is bad.

That's because most people can't afford to have children, and end up screwing themselves over and their newborn child. Sign of the times.

Like I always say, invest in tomorrow by aborting that baby today :)

Never joke about abortion. NEVER!

No.. Just no. Any jokes about abortion are not right.

He's not joking about abortion. He's saying she should get one if she can't afford to keep the baby

Bad news: she's a cheating whore, good news: you won't have to deal with her anymore:)

Nice rhyme

Is it just me or are op's priorities backwards. Good news she's pregnant, bad news you may not be the father..

No it's the girlfriend that doesn't have her priorities straight. OP is just repeating what she said

She doesn't have her priorities straight? What gives you that idea?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nice

give her bad news, it's over

That is great news. Technically.

#9 that's good news for op!

No sleepless nights and temper tantrums for you!! Muahaha. Wait, that's a good thing. Relax, OP. Let the strumpet deal with it.

your girlfriend is a bitch and I would not care if she was good in bed or hot I would leave her ass!

Phew, that was a close one, OP. Sorry your girlfriend is a tramp, though.

Simple solution: Go on Maury and take a paternity test, you'll find out who the baby daddy is and you'll entertain trailer parks everywhere.

"He IS the father!!"

"when it comes to one month old Jumbo, OP, you are NOT the father." *happy tears*

Be happy. At least she knows for sure you're not the father.

She doesn't. OP said probably.

Oh darn. I apologize. My mistake. :/ I'm guessing I'll be flooded with thumbs-downs now? Oh well, not like it matters.

I gave you a thumbs up for being a good sport.

Oh, thanks! ^.^

What?