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Agreed. Plus it is better that OP found out now, rather than after they get married and he raises a kid that he only thinks is his

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This is a Maury's show or Jerry Springer kind of thing. OP- if you ever go on either shows, please say you're the guy from FML. FYL.

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The Kardashians donated 20 bucks worth of games to a hospital. Brilliant! Where may I get more of this "mediocre news"?

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^Uh hello? She has more than likely slept with another man and gotten pregnant while in a relationship already. I don't think anybody here means to say pregnancy in general is bad.

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That's because most people can't afford to have children, and end up screwing themselves over and their newborn child. Sign of the times.

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Is it just me or are op's priorities backwards. Good news she's pregnant, bad news you may not be the father..

No sleepless nights and temper tantrums for you!! Muahaha. Wait, that's a good thing. Relax, OP. Let the strumpet deal with it.

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your girlfriend is a bitch and I would not care if she was good in bed or hot I would leave her ass!

Simple solution: Go on Maury and take a paternity test, you'll find out who the baby daddy is and you'll entertain trailer parks everywhere.

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Oh darn. I apologize. My mistake. :/ I'm guessing I'll be flooded with thumbs-downs now? Oh well, not like it matters.

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