By Mike - 25/04/2011 21:39 7 1 16 61 Today, my house was robbed while I sat helplessly on the toilet with violent diarrhoea. I could hear them laughing hysterically. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 697 You deserved it 6 382 Tweet Share
By mc_dreamy - 21/08/2010 16:49 - United States 5 1 19 92 Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML I agree, your life sucks 52 559 You deserved it 15 994 Tweet Share
By erin - 04/02/2010 14:51 - France 41 0 11 21 Today, I met a guy online, and I realized the cybersex I had with him was better than the sex I get from my boyfriend. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 278 You deserved it 33 647 Tweet Share
By Hackmanjones - 13/06/2009 14:42 - Canada 1 1 6 40 Today, I was volunteering at a zoo event for special needs kids. My job was to dress up in a kangaroo costume and greet the kids. One kid came up and said "You're not real!" and kicked me in the nuts. FML I agree, your life sucks 55 342 You deserved it 4 803 Tweet Share