Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML
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She probably has it narrowed down because three of the teen guys told her “I had a vasectomy” and four told her “Oh, I didn’t cum.”

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To make matters better, she can hit up all three guys for child support payments and she'll be rich. This assumes none of the guys will challenge the paternity and demand a test. That ought to be a classic episode of Maury.

But the three guys are her brothers !

Curious as to what age you had your daughter?

She probably has it narrowed down because three of the teen guys told her “I had a vasectomy” and four told her “Oh, I didn’t cum.”

Seeings we are all in quarantine it must have been one of her three brothers

Honestly... that says a lot about you as a parent

like u can do better

This had nothing too do with her parenting skills. Children make their own decisions regardless of how their parents raise them. I got pregnant at 15. It had nothing to do with the way my parents raised me.

Is that not the plot to Mamma Mia? 😬😂