By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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mexican_music 13
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How the fuck is that out of instinct?

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cadillacgal79 32

I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct

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cadillacgal79 32

I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct

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drayloon 50

OP probably means out of habit

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brand125 17
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52 - thats still just as bad, if not the same thing.

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chottu 16
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That was my first thought too. Why would this be anyone's first instinct (or habit)???

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juturnaamo 29

Instinct? If you have to ask that question it's probably not appropriate.

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usmc_sean 8

Ways to ruin a happy marriage 101

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CitricAcid 21
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That must have been so awkward... Don't worry OP, just explain that what you said was a mistake and hopefully your aunt will forgive you and this incident will be forgotten. Best of luck to you

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nonsensical 26

i think if she apologizes for the mistake it would make it more awkward... play it off! say it was a joke! "so who's the father?...HA IM KIDDING, congratulations!!"

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mexican_music 13
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How the fuck is that out of instinct?

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teentee401 36
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Unless the aunt is constantly getting pregnant by random people, then I have no idea.

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lexa1love 16
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Maybe the OP has a lot of friends having children out of wedlock. That's something I have had to ask a few of my friends.

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ZombieSazza 34
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Maybe OP has friends who have children by one night stands, or are single. I come from a small Scottish fishing town and teen pregnancies/young mothers are sadly common, so when someone I know gets pregnant its a question I ask.

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eski2015 22
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Exactly this person is dumb ^^^ not you 42 but #5

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mexican_music 13
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Tis just a question

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theperfectchild 13
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Can you picture the faces of OPs family when she said that? Oops.

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Liyuesigs 8
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So who is the father?

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expertsmilee 26

Christopher Walken?

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sweetnsourrr 11

Obviously its Chris Brown.

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drunk_crow 12

Mohamed Lee

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ShowMeKay 20
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Haha #33 I got that Big Bang Theory reference. The world's most common first name and last name.

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PixelSword24 15

Benedict Cumberbatch

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Cassandra2015 21
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Out of instinct .. the only thing out of instinct should have been congratulations !

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1DisGR8 32
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Do you know a lot of pregnant girls that don't have partners?

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JocelynKaulitz 28

More like does op know a lot of pregnant girls with multiple partners…

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