By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
I agree, your life sucks 28 150
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How the fuck is that out of instinct?

I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct

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I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct

OP probably means out of habit

52 - thats still just as bad, if not the same thing.

That was my first thought too. Why would this be anyone's first instinct (or habit)???

Instinct? If you have to ask that question it's probably not appropriate.

Ways to ruin a happy marriage 101

That must have been so awkward... Don't worry OP, just explain that what you said was a mistake and hopefully your aunt will forgive you and this incident will be forgotten. Best of luck to you

nonsensical 26

i think if she apologizes for the mistake it would make it more awkward... play it off! say it was a joke! "so who's the father?...HA IM KIDDING, congratulations!!"

How the fuck is that out of instinct?

Unless the aunt is constantly getting pregnant by random people, then I have no idea.

Maybe the OP has a lot of friends having children out of wedlock. That's something I have had to ask a few of my friends.

Maybe OP has friends who have children by one night stands, or are single. I come from a small Scottish fishing town and teen pregnancies/young mothers are sadly common, so when someone I know gets pregnant its a question I ask.

Exactly this person is dumb ^^^ not you 42 but #5

Tis just a question

Can you picture the faces of OPs family when she said that? Oops.

So who is the father?

Christopher Walken?

Obviously its Chris Brown.

Haha #33 I got that Big Bang Theory reference. The world's most common first name and last name.

Benedict Cumberbatch

Out of instinct .. the only thing out of instinct should have been congratulations !

Do you know a lot of pregnant girls that don't have partners?

More like does op know a lot of pregnant girls with multiple partners…