Today, my parents, my aunt and her husband went out to dinner. There, my aunt told us that she was pregnant, and out of instinct, I asked her who the father is. FML
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mexican_music
| 13
How the fuck is that out of instinct?
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cadillacgal79
| 32
I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct
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cadillacgal79
| 32
I worry for you that you ask that outta instinct
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drayloon
| 50
OP probably means out of habit
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brand125
| 17
52 - thats still just as bad, if not the same thing.
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chottu
| 16
That was my first thought too.
Why would this be anyone's first instinct (or habit)???
Why would this be anyone's first instinct (or habit)???
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juturnaamo
| 29
Instinct? If you have to ask that question it's probably not appropriate.
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usmc_sean
| 8
Ways to ruin a happy marriage 101
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CitricAcid
| 21
That must have been so awkward...
Don't worry OP, just explain that what you said was a mistake and hopefully your aunt will forgive you and this incident will be forgotten. Best of luck to you
Don't worry OP, just explain that what you said was a mistake and hopefully your aunt will forgive you and this incident will be forgotten. Best of luck to you
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nonsensical
| 26
i think if she apologizes for the mistake it would make it more awkward... play it off! say it was a joke! "so who's the father?...HA IM KIDDING, congratulations!!"
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mexican_music
| 13
How the fuck is that out of instinct?
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teentee401
| 36
Unless the aunt is constantly getting pregnant by random people, then I have no idea.
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lexa1love
| 16
Maybe the OP has a lot of friends having children out of wedlock. That's something I have had to ask a few of my friends.
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ZombieSazza
| 34
Maybe OP has friends who have children by one night stands, or are single. I come from a small Scottish fishing town and teen pregnancies/young mothers are sadly common, so when someone I know gets pregnant its a question I ask.
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eski2015
| 22
Exactly this person is dumb ^^^ not you 42 but #5
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mexican_music
| 13
Tis just a question
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theperfectchild
| 13
Can you picture the faces of OPs family when she said that? Oops.
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keiNan_fml
| 35
Basic instinct?
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Liyuesigs
| 8
So who is the father?
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connorgrant98
| 24
Who do you think?
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expertsmilee
| 26
Christopher Walken?
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sweetnsourrr
| 11
Obviously its Chris Brown.
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drunk_crow
| 12
Mohamed Lee
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ShowMeKay
| 20
Haha #33 I got that Big Bang Theory reference. The world's most common first name and last name.
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Dabeli_fml
| 16
James Brolin
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PixelSword24
| 15
Benedict Cumberbatch
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Cassandra2015
| 21
Out of instinct .. the only thing out of instinct should have been congratulations !
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1DisGR8
| 32
Do you know a lot of pregnant girls that don't have partners?
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
More like does op know a lot of pregnant girls with multiple partners…