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Woofis's FML badges
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    7%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    1,000%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    4%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
    1%
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Woofis's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

By Noname - / Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 / United States
By Bailey / Sunday 22 August 2010 06:58 / United States
By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:20 / United Kingdom
By Username / Wednesday 4 August 2010 05:18 / France

Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML

By human torch / Thursday 18 March 2010 15:22 / United States