Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML
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Friday 6 March 2009 19:04 /
United States
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By Anonymous - /
Wednesday 18 August 2010 19:20 /
United Kingdom
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
By human torch /
Thursday 18 March 2010 15:22 /
United States