theFMLwhore5

About Thefmlwhore5

Well im Rosalyn and i love the beaachh

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Thefmlwhore5's favorite FMLs

Today, my new girlfriend, with whom I have not had sex, showed me her collection of sex toys. She picked up one approximately the size of my forearm and said "This one is my favorite" now I'm scared for her to see me naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 August 2010 09:15 / United States

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By mc_dreamy / Saturday 21 August 2010 16:49 / United States

Today, I was babysitting for my mum's friend. I put her little boy on my knee, and he kept pulling at my top. I asked him "are you hungry?" He replied "No, I want to see your titties." FML

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By Embarressed... - / Wednesday 4 August 2010 10:25 / United Kingdom

Today, I walked into my bedroom, only to find out that my bed is missing. I have no idea where it is. FML

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By Username / Wednesday 4 August 2010 05:18 / France

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