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By protoplasm stole my seat - / Saturday 26 January 2013 01:24 / New Zealand
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He is probably due soon also the prick. He really waddled? Sometimes no good deed goes unpunished. He was a rude to your thoughtful action.

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You should have said excuse me sir this woman is carrying a baby in her stomach unlike you who are only carrying Twinkies

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101 - If he is too fat and lazy to endure the horror of standing for ten minutes, I highly doubt he takes the initiative to groom a handlebar or put on a top hat.

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Ugh, fat pathetic disgusting people like this who complain about consequences from a completely preventable and reversible lifestyle make me sick.

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yeah, even if one guy is a jerk, if no one else offered their seat up, we're looking at a near bus load of jerks (factoring in others requiring or deserving seats)

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Step1)Obtain a knife.2)Cut his stomach.3)Tell him to squeeze his stomach like a pimple.4)Yell angrily at a skinny guy.5)Run away as fast as possible... Just kidding. Knee the fatass in the balls.

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If you're quoting Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory he actually says "eatable" "But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism..and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

Wow, that's just a dick move. You should still feel good, you gave up your spot for a pregnant woman OP. He'll die of a heart attack soon anyway.

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Once a fat guy wriggled past me to take the last seat on the bus, even though I was an 11-year-old with the flu. He's probably dead now too.

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Fat guys can wriggle? I can see him sort of absorbing you and then shooting you out the other side but wriggle, No

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How about a hug? He could just be going through a really tough time right now, with the recent bankruptcy of Hostess, his company is now in the gutter and he has to sit on the bus with all the nasties.

I'd suggest a good punch to the gut, but it may not reach past his icy exterior. Even if it does, there are the many layers of blubber to consider.

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It also creates new ones. I prefer to only use violence as a last resort. Non-violent methods are much more effective, in my opinion- that way, only the asshole will look like an asshole, and you won't stoop to his level.

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201, It'll take month to change asshole's opinion/behavior, and it'll take a minute to knock him down. I'm not going to live forever, so I'm not going to waste my time on explaining things to people that are not worth it to begin with. Asshole does not deserve non-violent solution.

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Aw come on guys show the man some sympathy! A few more seconds of walking and his knees would probably break!

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