By protoplasm stole my seat - New Zealand - Hamilton
Today, a pregnant woman got on the bus. There were no free seats, so I stood up to give her mine. An obese man pushed past her, waddled over, and oozed into my seat. I said it was for the pregnant lady. He called me a "sexist bitch" and claimed he needed it more. FML
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  cswens25  |  8

101 - If he is too fat and lazy to endure the horror of standing for ten minutes, I highly doubt he takes the initiative to groom a handlebar or put on a top hat.

  7yzz  |  18

Ugh, fat pathetic disgusting people like this who complain about consequences from a completely preventable and reversible lifestyle make me sick.

  buckerado  |  19

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.. Show it anyway

  Charleybelle  |  14

If you're quoting Johnny Depp in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory he actually says "eatable"
"But that, my dear children, is called cannibalism..and is in fact frowned upon in most societies."

  happle  |  21

Once a fat guy wriggled past me to take the last seat on the bus, even though I was an 11-year-old with the flu.
He's probably dead now too.

  NickaPLZ  |  26

Or a few rounds from an actual P90 to the face.

  SoSickWithIt  |  14

How about a hug?
He could just be going through a really tough time right now, with the recent bankruptcy of Hostess, his company is now in the gutter and he has to sit on the bus with all the nasties.

By  Tezoma  |  28

I'd suggest a good punch to the gut, but it may not reach past his icy exterior. Even if it does, there are the many layers of blubber to consider.


It also creates new ones.
I prefer to only use violence as a last resort. Non-violent methods are much more effective, in my opinion- that way, only the asshole will look like an asshole, and you won't stoop to his level.

  EvilUndead  |  9

201, It'll take month to change asshole's opinion/behavior, and it'll take a minute to knock him down. I'm not going to live forever, so I'm not going to waste my time on explaining things to people that are not worth it to begin with. Asshole does not deserve non-violent solution.