By Anonymous - United States


Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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  Monikabug  |  9

What a great guy for consoling your girlfriend when you found out she was pregnant. I know several guys that would have freaked out and would have been the ones who needed consoling, so kudos to you!

However, it sucks that she turned that one around on you. All you can do is hope for the best, and you will have quite a few months to carry that hope. But until then, FYL OP!


Atlease she was honest enough to tell you. she could have never said any thing.
With that being said, I feel for you. she is a bitch for cheating. What comes around goes around and it will hit her ass twice as hard.
for your sake I hope the baby is NOT yours. If I was you, you better get tested, she could have gave you some kind of desease (sp?)
good luck and FYL

  kaffeboy  |  0

yeah, if she doesnt know if it's yours it's time to move on. if it does turn out to be your kid, you have to be a responsible parent, but not a responsible boyfriend anymore... ydi for being with a slutty girl


I too, think you should just leave until the paternity is found out. If it does turn out to be yours and you weren't there throughout the pregnancy? Well, that's her own damn fault then isn't it? Please, do not get back together with her even if it is yours.

  Ouroboros_fml  |  0

Dump the whor if it's nt yours, if it's yours, never let her forget, make her life a perpetual guilt trip, and if you cause her enough stress and misery, she may miscarrage, and you'll have nothing to worry about, at which point you call her a whore, and dump the slut. Whatever you do, don't let her forget this.

By  KurouTenshi  |  0

the devil was obviously down in in Georgia and he decided he'd make a deal when he saw your girl who was ready to hurl and wanted to have a kid. he said "I'll give you some joy but here's the catch you see: that bitch is gonna be mine as soon as it turns 18." she was skeptical at first, but then she said "hey! sure! yeah! my boyfriend won't don't want one anyway!" and now she's six weeks pregnant and you'll just have to understand, she's got a man--the devil himself: the best dad there's ever been.

  xundria  |  5

Lmfao! niceee

  xundria  |  5

Yeah, I'm on my iPhone too. It surely is a pain.

  KurouTenshi  |  0

Well, when I work Photo at my job, I just plug my iPhone into the computer we use to alter photos and manage orders--but it sucks when my boss walks by and is just like "yeah that cord doesn't go there..."