Hopeless

By Anonymous - 18/11/2019 20:00

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Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, then, my wife told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 122
You deserved it 321

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manb91gb 14

Well I hope her baby shower gift from you is divorce papers

bl3ur0z3 17

On the one hand, she did increase the odds of conception. On the other hand, that better have been the best dinner she ever made.

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bl3ur0z3 17

On the one hand, she did increase the odds of conception. On the other hand, that better have been the best dinner she ever made.

manb91gb 14

Well I hope her baby shower gift from you is divorce papers

Well, she clearly does not give a rusty fuck about your feelings and she hasn't for a long time. DItch the bitch. Get a paternity test done before you agree to pay child support.

Hopefully he doesn't live in a state that makes him pay child support regardless of whether or not it was his

TCRII 29

Hey mom and dad, great news. There is a 16.66% change that I am going to be a father and an 83.34% chance that I am going to get a divorce and not have to pay any alimony.

tounces7 27

100% chance of Divorce regardless.

Tell her you'd like anything that's not sausage, and she should wash her hands thoroughly before making any food.

And when she was telling you she was having Five Guys, you thought she was just getting a hamburger. Poor schmuck.

Op, it's time leave her

cardin06 15

There is more to this story then you are telling us...

Matthew Irmen 11

I could be wrong, but there could be a message in this.

Soooo what did she make you for dinner?