By - 18/11/2019 20:00

Hopeless

Today, my wife of 2 years told me she was pregnant, after we've been trying for ages. Excited, about to call my parents, then, my wife told me, "Don't get your hopes up it might not be yours, the father could be 5 other guys." And then asked me what I'd like for dinner. FML

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By manb91gb | 11

#7860339 - Monday 18 November 2019 19:04

Well I hope her baby shower gift from you is divorce papers

By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7860337 - Monday 18 November 2019 18:31

On the one hand, she did increase the odds of conception. On the other hand, that better have been the best dinner she ever made.

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By bl3ur0z3 | 17

#7860337 - Monday 18 November 2019 18:31

On the one hand, she did increase the odds of conception. On the other hand, that better have been the best dinner she ever made.

By manb91gb | 11

#7860339 - Monday 18 November 2019 19:04

Well I hope her baby shower gift from you is divorce papers

By Iamthebanzai22 | 18

#7860348 - Monday 18 November 2019 19:47

Well, she clearly does not give a rusty fuck about your feelings and she hasn't for a long time. DItch the bitch. Get a paternity test done before you agree to pay child support.

Huldan MeGroyn | 10

#7860700 - Tuesday 19 November 2019 23:56

Hopefully he doesn't live in a state that makes him pay child support regardless of whether or not it was his

By TCRII | 26

#7860376 - Monday 18 November 2019 21:38

Hey mom and dad, great news. There is a 16.66% change that I am going to be a father and an 83.34% chance that I am going to get a divorce and not have to pay any alimony.