Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
mandy912 0
Seriously? I wouldn't be shocked. I faked it with my ex husband for 10 years!
ELFENMAGICLOLZ 0
Her life if the one that's ******, she's hasn't been having orgasms and you have every time :p I don't get why girls think that's smart to do. If a guy thinks their girl had an ******, they aren't motivated to work on their technique or find out what really feels good for her.
fenrisulfr 0
Women of the world, please, tell us the TRUTH, so we can improve in our ability to give you pleasure. I mean, if you scream and moan and beg for more, we'll think we're doing it right, what is not true in so many ocasions...
epicFAIL_Sometim 0
that's always a 100% sure fire way to ruin someone's day. don't worry, you'll get it right eventually!
FalconWhitaker 20
FYL indeed - she should have told you if she wasn't getting off instead of lying to you for so long. That's just being a bitch.
mmkayso 3
Don't worry about it.. I'll let you in on a secret: I've faked orgasms with my boyfriend of a couple years... It's not that you can't get her off or that you're not good enough... It's not even that she doesn't feel she can talk to you about it. Sometimes girls just! can't!
plexico 4
Do you fake from time to time, or are you ALWAYS faking?
Uchihavino 0
maybe you should be better at *******
Conquistador420 0
If you can't keep it in till she let's out....Houston, we have a problem 0.0
Twin_Uzis 0
Don't worry about it. ALL women say that, and I'm not even kidding, when they're mad at their boyfriends/husbands.