Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
xADyingSoulx 0
Woman don't need to ******. They make you a sammich when you get home from work, rub your feet, and then ride your dick. Once she's done there it's straight back to the kitchen.
element01 0
**** it!!! its her loss.
Sheleigh 7
Okay as a girl, I wonder why other girls do this. If you're not satisfied let him know and he'll try harder. If you pretend that what he's doing is good enough he's gonna just keep on doing a horrible job. Plus, orgasms are amazing ... why would you not want to experience one?
echnie 0
If YOU didn't fake it, what's the problem???
ChrmnMa0 0
How can you NOT tell she is faking? There are tons of contractions and the whatnot.
kapay 0
This type of shit would traumatize me had my girlfriend of 3.5 years decided to reveal that to me.
mrnicety 0
What a bitch
ElNegroHombre 0
Hey if she's gonna fake it I guess she doesn't want to have an ******. At least you get to.
Waabishkii_ikwe 0
At least she's told you now, so you can work harder to get her to achieve ******. And you know, she was just faking to make you happy (I assume). Hell, because I don't moan much during sex even when it feels really good my boyfriend has actually asked me to fake the noises, because he likes it better when I'm loud.
wasabipeas 0
You deserve it for a) not noticing and b) complaining about it when she's the one who's been having less-than-satisfactory sex for a year.