Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
BRp4e 0
follow what #235 said, pop some viagra and drink a case of red bull and your good to go ; )
Nextdusk 0
YDI
shat_on 0
I'd say dump her. And google some tips. That's a serious communication issue if she waited a year to tell you she's been faking. And on top of that faking is a serious communication issue in itself. Seriously women, just tell someone they suck so they can fix it. It'd stop half the guys of the world from thinking they're a sex god when they're actually a complete idiot.
ailiananty 0
So many people do this, which is just foolish. Its kinda self explanatory, although it sucks to know that you haven't been satisfying your girlfriend... If people stop faking, they might actually have a sex life worth while ;-)
jesser_fml 0
what is with everybody telling you to dump her?? it isn't uncommon, alot of girls ( if not most ) don't get enough pleasure from penetration alone. just talk to her to see what gets her off! believe me, i've been there. i was faking too.
overmage 0
#241 good luck to your partner, girls should stop blaming all communication problems on guys when sometimes it's their own fault. If you wait a year to say you're faking you're obviously not respectful enough of your bf's feelings.
This_Quiet_Storm 0
Ahhhh, that sucks... communication is key! If she can't tell you what's good for her how are you supposed to know?! Girls need to be more honest, informed, and vocal about their preferences. Also, she may have just said that to hurt you... just sayin.
xLovey 3
This isn't an FML, at least not for you. It's pretty common, and it just sucks for her that she can't seem to ****** during sex.
Sight 0
Why do most people assume its always the guys fault that women don't climax?! I mean sure alot of guys suck in bed but if the girl doesn't speak up how do you expect them to improve. For guys it seems much easier to say how they like then girls. Remember, nobody is born knowing how to have sex. One improves by experience. If the guy is bad in bed tell them because each one is responsible for your own ****** and if you don't speak up then its your bad.
toyota_love09 0
Bitch.