By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

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Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him

I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.

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its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him

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Some women can’t orgasm, no matter how hard they try. Search it up.

Then they should probably convey that information to their partner.

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am i missing some wordplay here ??????? ???????

meant to say "am i missing some wordplay here Richard Pencil?" guess FML doesn't do italics

Ya think?!?! Heh-heh-heh ;)

Now you can stop faking and help him out...keep it under wraps he may never know the difference...just lost his touch so to speak

I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.

You are not meant to be it seems.... TRUST ME!!!!!! Why you been with him for several years is beyond me.

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You know, talking with your boyfriend about it does wonders. ;)

If you’re not mature enough to have a frank conversation about sex and to guide him towards mutual pleasure, you aren’t mature enough to be making whoopie in the first place.

Clearly he not mature talking about something loose he childish

This is why we do Kelglar vaginal exercises. You can make him cum in MOST 3 minutes. Not to be confused with kebler elves. Elf prob 1.3 seconds

Unless Legolas. Takin' my time...

You mean Thranduil, would not have to fake that LOL!!!

That's your own fault. In a relationship you don't fake, you talk about things like that. Teach him how you want it to be done, if he is doing it wrong.