By Anonymous - 14/01/2018 06:00

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Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
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KingDarsh 5

its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.

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KingDarsh 5

its your own fault if you cant talk about being unsatisfied in the bedroom with him and trying to make changes so both of you can enjoy it. his assumptions are just based on the lie you have been telling him

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Judy Hughes 4

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Aikeo 13

Some women can’t ******, no matter how hard they try. Search it up.

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bobsanction 18

Then they should probably convey that information to their partner.

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RichardPencil 30

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Waxman_ 6

am i missing some wordplay here ??????? ???????

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Waxman_ 6

meant to say "am i missing some wordplay here Richard Pencil?" guess FML doesn't do italics

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worldclassrager 39

Now you can stop faking and help him out...keep it under wraps he may never know the difference...just lost his touch so to speak

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

I clicked YDI the second I read "after faking my orgasms for several years". You could, oh I don't know, try communicating with him if he doesn't satisfy you.

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Blade Sorren 5

You are not meant to be it seems.... TRUST ME!!!!!! Why you been with him for several years is beyond me.

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Rainbow_dumpster 28

You know, talking with your boyfriend about it does wonders. ;)

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manb91uk 22

If you’re not mature enough to have a frank conversation about sex and to guide him towards mutual pleasure, you aren’t mature enough to be making whoopie in the first place.

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issasenn 5

Clearly he not mature talking about something loose he childish

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Judy Hughes 4

This is why we do Kelglar vaginal exercises. You can make him cum in MOST 3 minutes. Not to be confused with kebler elves. Elf prob 1.3 seconds

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amarie2009 22

You mean Thranduil, would not have to fake that LOL!!!

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amarie2009 22

That's your own fault. In a relationship you don't fake, you talk about things like that. Teach him how you want it to be done, if he is doing it wrong.

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