By Anonymous - 05/09/2010 04:40 - United States

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Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
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gfunk1127 0

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

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laurabev 9

Sounds like she was retaliating to something you said sooooo.... YDI.

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adriane209 0

Maybe he should use a Twinkie as a condom.

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Night22_fml 4

you can tell a girl is faking it when after sex, if her thighs/crotch/buttcheeks are not pinkish/red. if they are a hue of red, then its real. you learn a lot from manswers

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TransitionCovery 0

"Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML" YDI.

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FFML_314 11

I don't know a lot of people that would check, 22.

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chili10 18

you should incorporate that into your sex life... maybe surprise her with some edible body frosting? ;)

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sourgirl101 28

WTF 22? Now I want to get a mirror to see what the hell you're talking about (: Not that I don't believe -everything- "Manswer" says.

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smerry 3

she was high who would think of talkin cupcakes while having sex?

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KingDingALing 9

OP- tell her that her ****** is really loose and that she's a fatass for thinking about cupcakes. Then break up with her. To everyone talking about when you can tell if a girl is faking or not by looking to see if her pussy is red- You can check by going down on her...it's not that hard to check

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Brittney_E 0

77, then she'll be on here posting an FML.

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KingDingALing 9

83- Well she should've watched what she said. She obviously meant to insult him. If she wanted to act like such a bitch then she should be prepared to be insulted right back. In my opinion, of course:)

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sukatlife 0

doesn't faking it only work if you don't tell your partner afterwards? otherwise what's the point of faking haha

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gfunk1127 0

you should fulfill her fantasy and "glaze" her!

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tweetbaby14 18

doughnuts get glazed while cupcakes get frosted. learn your pastries

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adriane209 0

You seem to be very passionate about pastries.

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tweetbaby14 18

yup I'm part of the FPI

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shepaintsmusic 6

lol 16 I think I love you xD because pastry knowledge is important and many people seem to be lacking it these days

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tweetbaby14 18

haha yay 58 I'm not the only one!

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LOL_Noobs 0

You must suck that much for her to be thinking about talking cupcakes

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JillianlikesVogu 0

Cupcakes are delicious.

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gumzy 6

cupcakes r tasty and yummy, so u r yummy nd tasty, u r probably sweet! :) loooooool

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FFML_314 11

Why cupcakes? Of all the things that you could imagine talking....

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ThereIsNoFork 0

It's part of that joke... You know the one where it's like there were two cupcakes in an oven. And one goes: "Wow it's hot in here." And the other says: "Look, a talking cupcake!"

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FFML_314 11

NOOO! OMG, it's a talking muffin! You just butchered that joke! I now hate you.

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ThereIsNoFork 0

WHAT!? It's muffin? My friend always told me it was a cupcake...

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FFML_314 11

Yes, it's muffin! How dare you!

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ThereIsNoFork 0

Alright alright. I'll get it right on the next talking cupcake FML.

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dezzyfknbanana 0

I agree with 10 :3

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Avers 0

Hey, at least you are getting some and to be a good sport, buy some cupcakes for her and talk with it in front of her and if you are lucky, you'll some again.

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