By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
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colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then

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Enslaved 36

She said she never had an ******, not that she never had one just with "you". Some women have a difficult time having an ******. But they can still enjoy sex none the less. Did she lie to you and say she did or did you just assume that a moan here and there was her climaxing?

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colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an ****** then

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Thatissarcastic 17

A guy can't really say that since it's a lot more obvious when they do.

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christopherwilli 14

That's not something you can easily bullshit.

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tomvertigo 17

Nah, that'll do no good. She's bad at relationships if she fakes it, for the record. Be honest and help him learn what works for her.

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lostinareverie 21

You've got a condom on and they don't look, it's pretty easy to fake.

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batmanfredi 13

Guys can't do that because it's hard to get guys NOT to ******. And don't blame her because she hasn't orgasmed, it's harder for some women but blame her because she lied to you about it

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funkypenguin 7

There is a difference between cumming and an ******. A guy can cum without having an ******. Skilled guys (not me) can also ****** without cumming.

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higgysaurus 18

Are you calling OPs girlfriend a bitch....?

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okokalright 15

Well she is. It's her own fault anyway. The most important thing in a relationship is communication. If you want to spice up your sex life with your partner, then talk to them about it. If you keep faking an ****** then you're just making yourself miserable

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higgysaurus 18

#45 No I was actually asking if #2 was or not haha I couldn't tell from the lack of him saying "she's a bitch".

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yerawizardlizzy 27

A hint that she can't communicate in bed and has the gall to tell her friends about the result of her lack of communication in front of OP? Yep, sure is.

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philosophicallll 25

Ouch. Tell her that orgasms are like opinions 'Once I've got mine, I don't care about yours'

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AbtractAngela 17

that'll make it even worse for him, saying something like that in front everyone who will now not only think he's bad at sex, but selfish af too.

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bobthenob 14

No idea why you're down voted. ... that's brilliant t and very true... finish up and go to sleep, happy days.

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philosophicallll 25

@11 she seems pretty selfish herself if she's willing to drop her boyfriend like that, I don't see why OP can't make a joke at her expense.

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withered 30

And then people like you (who are horrible at sex) bitch about getting none. It's like you'd open a restaurant, gave people shit on plates instead of a proper meal and then bitch that your business didn't work out.

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whatwhatwhaaat 10

That sucks for you OP. It's stupid that she didn't even tell you first. Talk to her about communicating what she likes.

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pandasauresrex 13

try handcuffs and whip ;) I'm kidding.... try communicating more and ask her what she wants.

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ImTheAlpha 30

As long as you've done your proper research on proper use of a whip and cuffs and have discussed the scene beforehand.

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KattzAttackz 2

depending on how the situation happened, seems to me like she's just being an ass cause the relationship has problems.. #takesonetoknowone if someone really cared for you, even if ****** thing were true, they wouldn't throw you on blast like that unless the care they once felt is now gone.

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