By Deweyboy - 10/10/2015 04:33 - United States

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Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 251
You deserved it 5 054

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ThatOneChick856 36

She deserves it. It's her own fault that she won't communicate to you her wants and needs and how to get her there. I hate people like that, honestly- your partners aren't mind-readers, people!

colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an orgasm then

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colton_colton 49

Tell your friends you've never had an orgasm then

A guy can't really say that since it's a lot more obvious when they do.

That's not something you can easily bullshit.

Nah, that'll do no good. She's bad at relationships if she fakes it, for the record. Be honest and help him learn what works for her.

You've got a condom on and they don't look, it's pretty easy to fake.

Guys can't do that because it's hard to get guys NOT to orgasm. And don't blame her because she hasn't orgasmed, it's harder for some women but blame her because she lied to you about it

There is a difference between cumming and an orgasm. A guy can cum without having an orgasm. Skilled guys (not me) can also orgasm without cumming.

bitch says what

Are you calling OPs girlfriend a bitch....?

Well she is. It's her own fault anyway. The most important thing in a relationship is communication. If you want to spice up your sex life with your partner, then talk to them about it. If you keep faking an orgasm then you're just making yourself miserable

#45 No I was actually asking if #2 was or not haha I couldn't tell from the lack of him saying "she's a bitch".

ThatOneChick856 36

She deserves it. It's her own fault that she won't communicate to you her wants and needs and how to get her there. I hate people like that, honestly- your partners aren't mind-readers, people!

I'll admit I don't know if I've had one during sex, because I've felt the build up but that's it, and it's different on my own. Although OP's gf has said she's never had one, if she hasn't had one on her own she might not know if she's had one :p

You would know clearly so maybe you didnt really orgasm or had a tiny one

Trust me. You'll know when u have a orgasm...

You're right, one's partners aren't mind-readers. There's this marvelous invention of communication called "questions", though, that allow you to discover things you didn't know previously. As far as faking orgasms go, she probably just assumed she had to because of stuff she's read. Quite frankly, I'm surprised more guys aren't willing to ask questions about this and taking it as a lesson not to take things for granted - though at one point, that assumes that some of these guys would actually *care* enough... and speaking as a guy, there are some guys that just don't seem to care at all.

ThatOneChick856 36

I'm well aware that some guys really don't care, but it would be extremely stupid to expect the guy to care about a girl's orgasms when she doesn't even care herself. Reading and flat-out believing something written by a few idiots on the Internet still doesn't make you suddenly lose responsibility for yourself. And if someone is willing to realistically fake an orgasm, why the hell should the guy be expected "to make sure"? That's just stupid and deceitful. At the very least, don't fucking fake it, and just see if the guy noticed/cared if that's your overall intention.

I will be forever grateful to you if you would you please explain that to my ex-wife.

Maybe it's a hint

A hint that she can't communicate in bed and has the gall to tell her friends about the result of her lack of communication in front of OP? Yep, sure is.

That's a very lame way to find out too.

Be like "yeah and you made me ?"

Ouch. Tell her that orgasms are like opinions 'Once I've got mine, I don't care about yours'

that'll make it even worse for him, saying something like that in front everyone who will now not only think he's bad at sex, but selfish af too.

No idea why you're down voted. ... that's brilliant t and very true... finish up and go to sleep, happy days.

@11 she seems pretty selfish herself if she's willing to drop her boyfriend like that, I don't see why OP can't make a joke at her expense.

And then people like you (who are horrible at sex) bitch about getting none. It's like you'd open a restaurant, gave people shit on plates instead of a proper meal and then bitch that your business didn't work out.

Maybe ur just to bad

Are we talking about her or your spelling?

That sucks for you OP. It's stupid that she didn't even tell you first. Talk to her about communicating what she likes.

try handcuffs and whip ;) I'm kidding.... try communicating more and ask her what she wants.

THEN break out the cuffs n' whip.

As long as you've done your proper research on proper use of a whip and cuffs and have discussed the scene beforehand.