Today, my girlfriend of over a year said she has been faking her orgasms since the first time we've had sex. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 11 months told me that she's been faking her orgasms the whole time. Just to make me "proud" of myself. FML
Today, while I was fooling around with my girlfriend, she hurt her hand. It obviously wasn't very serious, so I told her to stop faking it. She responded, "Wanna know what I actually fake? My orgasms." FML
Today, after faking my orgasms for several years, I found out that my boyfriend has been telling his friends that I'm super loose because he doesn't feel anything when I'm cumming. FML
Today, after doing it with my girlfriend, she told me that she was "faking the whole time, and thinking of talking cupcakes." FML
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my wife, when she fell asleep. She then woke up and started moaning, clearly faking an orgasm. FML
Today, while playing a game, my girlfriend told a bunch of our friends that she's never had an orgasm. News to me. FML
Today, I was patiently explaining to my boyfriend what I liked in bed, after several weeks of unsatisfactory sex. He snapped at me and said, "80% of women fake their orgasms. Why can't you?" FML
Today, I realized just how much my bad sex life has started affecting me, when after not being able to climax from masturbating, I instinctively faked an orgasm. FML
Today, the quality of my sex life reached a new low. I faked my orgasm. And so did he. FML
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ddrluna 2
I don't understand why people even do that. Why not just be honest and try to work on it? Sorry about your luck.
jailbot 7
D: I feel your pain. It takes an impossible amount of work for me to have one, and even then, it's only been twice. I just wish my boyfriend didn't make me feel like something is wrong with me.
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Comments (266)
TanksToYou 0
I **** my bf cowgirl position and ****** quick. Hmmmm I dunno what else to say.
marissajean42 0
You mean she actually told you? Wow, that's one honest girlfriend.
littlegoldwoman 0
Im an ex cheer coach and ive heard my girls say all the time that they use that line to piss off their BFs when its not true. Look... you can feel it when a girl orgasms... you should if you are not going at the same time. Make her go first then you can tell.
Ianslilgoofball 0
I can understand why she lied (I do not condone it). I used to know a girl that faked orgasms with her boyfriend when they had sex. She said she did it because she was scared about what was going on with her body, that being why she wasn't orgasming. She was scared something was wrong with her and she just kinda wanted her beau to be happy. I don't know. I don't think it's okay to lie at all. Honesty is the best way to go in relationships. Sorry that she faked it... but, you know, if you can't pleasure her, and you aren't willing to, then you kind of deserve it.
dyingstart 0
find the ******** and g-spot and make them your new best friends.
SirAwesome 0
Have you considered the fact that you might be gay? Your fear of ****** tends to lead that way. Even if you are straight, you are obviously scared of female sexuality.
Hugorgy 0
Have you tried clitoral stimulation? Not all women can get off on penetration alone.
sportylady 0
As always its harder for a woman to get hers when the guy doesn't know where he is going
cmac86 24
you should wait for marriage to have sex. ydi
malcolm1919 0
#1 has a small penis